the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:05 pm**

I like them all

I always have always will

Megatron,Menasor(all 5 robots),Prime,Soundwave etc

I cant remember his name but there was a purple droid on Cybertron(?) with one eye and worked for Megatron I believe(might have had a blaster for a hand or on his chest,not sure?) and transformed into some weird jet thing,does anyone know his name as I cant remember it at all????

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:09 pm**

BEHOLD! MORE MINIONS OF THE PURPLE ARMADA!

THIS I COMMAND!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:53 pm**

That first gay robat has a dingaleng for a hand!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:24 pm**

God, Snigtad, reading your drivel makes my head hurt.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:37 pm**

So, I'm sure you've heard the news by now.

The BotCon exclusive will be a set of five Classics figures: Thundercracker (repainted Starscream), Dirge (repainted Ramjet), Thrust (repainted Ramjet with new wings), Dreadwing (rumored to be a Jetfire repaint), and Bugbite (???--it says he's a new character making his US debut).

Not counting the admission, hotel, etc, the figures will cost about $180.

Fuck you, Hasbro.

No, seriously. You cunts need to fuck yourselves.

It's especially fucking insane that Thrust has new wings. They went through the trouble and cost to create new wings that were compatible with the Ramjet mold and looked like the vintage Thrust, but he's such a fucking limited issue.

Stupid.

And you piss off all the Classics collectors, who have been begging for the other three jets. (I consider "Seekers" to be a fanfic term.)

Ever heard of a stupid-ass Starscream clone from the stupid-ass Dreamwave series who goes by the stupid-ass name of Sunstorm? That is the sort of character you make an exclusive.

Not Thrust, Dirge, and Thundercracker.

God damn you all to hell. I cannot say that enough. God damn you all to hell.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:47 pm**

NO FUCKING SHIT. FUCK YOU HASBRO. FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING LOBSIDED COLOSTOMY BAG ASSES, YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.

SERIOUSLY. GO BLOW YOURSELVES AND FUCK EACH OTHER WITH GARDEN TROWELS UNTIL YOU BLEED OUT AND DIE.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:37 am**

I HAD THE WHOLE WEEKEND TO THINK ABOUT IT ANNNNDDD....

FUCK YOU STILL! HASBRO, YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING RIMJOBBING LACTOSE INTOLERANT CORNDOG ANAL BUTT PLUGGING FUCKS. I HOPE CHINA EMBARGOS EXPORTING ALL YOUR SHITTY PLASTIC BULLSHIT AND YOU GO BANKRUPT BEFORE MEMORIAL DAY.

ASSHOLES.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:44 pm**

No, but seriously. I now regret buying Starscream and that Skywarp/Ultra Magnus Two Pack. I didn't really want Ultra Magnus. I bought Bumblebee and Cliffjumper because their short stature kinda worked with my Alternators. And Jetfire is cool looking but not a must have for my collection. I even skipped on Grimlock because he just wasn't that great. But the fucking jets looked cool, so I went ahead and got them thinking I would eventually have all three.

Hasbro makes me want to throw all my toys away and start using heroin instead.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:30 pm**

They revealed Bugbite today. Despite being a "made up" character (yeah, I know they're all made up, but he's not a real G1 character, so for me he doesn't count), as well as a straight repaint of Bumblebee/Cliffjumper, he actually looks really fucking cool.

God damn you Hasbro. I hope you shmucks get to room with Hitler and Seung-Hui Cho in hell, you dirtbag motherfuckers.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 8:34 pm**

This doesn't make up for the BotCon shit, but it's cool nonetheless.

Transformers Galactic Heroes!!

I never thought a homicidal ninja jaguar Decepticon could be so cute and cuddwy!

Edit: Fucking tfw2005.com not only doesn't like hotlinking, but won't allow you to directly link to just the picture. It fucking redirects you to the main page to read all the bullshit about stupid non-G1 TF carp.

Try this instead.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 10:09 pm**

The Galactic Heros TF are sort of cool.

Flicking through the rest of the TF gallery, I noticed someone labeled one of the toys "Starscream" when it was obviously Leader-1.

Posted: **Wed May 02, 2007 10:43 am**

TF Galactic Heroes does NOT make up for botcon.

On a tangential thought, how cool would a live action Ravage be? He could transform from a crotch rocket motorcycle like a Ninja into a giant menacing robotic cat. Fuckin' A.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:40 pm**

I got a Soundwave Titanium 6" on lay-a-way today. I thought it looked good. Anyone have one of these yet and if so how is it?

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:54 am**

Finally saw the new Rumble and Ravage Alternators yesterday and I just didn't even care anymore. Thanks, Hasbro. I fucking hate you.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:55 pm**

Saw the Galactic Heros TF this weekend. Doesn't that kind of take away half of the fun of Transformers? Instead of getting 2 toys in 1, they are just cute little robot statues. My knowledge of TF may be limited, but the parings don't really make sense to me....like Ravage with Prime.