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Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:55 am**

I got a laugh out of GRIMLOCK talking about his mother's "mecho teeth". That's one of them dumb things that'll make me laugh at inopprotune times throughout the day, like when I.m giving my presentation on Teddy Roosevelt's reforms this afternoon or something.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:25 pm**

Todays is from Sl1cker1138:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by sl1cker1138
 That reminds me of when Slimmie used to tease my ball bag with his moustache. God I love the navy......I think I am going to drink my Commanding Officers liquid kids now. BBL all.
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Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:07 pm**

Today's Quote of the Day comes courtesy of Mabs on the other site.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mabudon
I actually have a working script of Burgertime, no joke [beard] <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:31 pm**

but it's TRUE man, damn, next time we get together I'll show it to y'all!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:41 am**

That will be worth the trip alone!

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:39 am**

QUOATE OF THE DAY: ALL HELL DOOSHE!!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:05 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Dell Rusk
 then he is your grandady. ha ha ha BURN i got you good bich!!!!!!
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Words fail me.

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:50 am**

Life failed Dell

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:16 am**

How 'bout THOLW's "Dell, I smell salad on your breath". Holy fuck, I can't even breathe right now.......

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:55 pm**

Emperor Jargo nearly made spit my pop on my computer with this great one about his shower fart at the other site.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Emperor Jargo
 I also laughed because my bathroom backs onto the bathroom next door where mother and child were doing whatever mother and child do. and after I let rip it all went silent next door for a minute. Like they were awed by the sound. It was kinda like they let the echo subside before they carried on. nice of them to appreciate it.
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Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:18 pm**

I nearly wet my trousers when I read that.

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:54 am**

I thought reading mrjabbas blg would be funny- this one is a couple weeks old but I LOVE it fomr some reason
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was only nominated for ONE Oscar. Fuckin' makeup. Did those Academy douchebags not fuckin' see General Goddamn Grievous? There has never been more perfect CGI. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:29 pm**

Today's Quote of the Day comes from our very own CaptainSolo.<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">man, i had the coolest dream this morning...
nick and i were being held in some german war camp (but the "german" guy was the newer 7up guy) and nick had this knowing smile the whole time because he knew that being in the navy meant a rescue was coming. so were on the front porch being interrogated by mr. 7up when a JU-87 (the german WWII plane with the whistle on the front) comes SCREAMIN down the street on fire followed by an american bi-plane thats in the process of shooting it down....
this creates a distraction, and as all the germans run to attack, theyre met by three ATATs coming down the street....led by Robert DeNiro on foot! needless to say, slick and i were rescued<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">It's just kinda weird until Robert DeNiro shows up!
Sweeeeeet.

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:15 pm**

That was obviously a dream seeing as it was the JU-87 that had the siren on the front.

Fuck tard

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:54 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 That was obviously a dream seeing as it was the JU-87 that had the siren on the front.

Fuck tard
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Yeah, I realized I put the wrong number after I was about done typing the first portion of it. I didn't feel like going back and correcting it. Fucktard.

Thanks for the nod, Rocket. That had to be the coolest dream I've ever had.

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