Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:12 am

When we figure out which retailer will make it the most expensive and hardest to find, jackass.

Are you ever going to get around to making a new Jabba with his Dias?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:43 pm

When Slickers mom stops sucking dick we will make one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:36 pm

If by earth you mean our "schlongs", you keep on licking, and we'll tell you when to stop.

Dear Hasbro, if you make a Yarna figure, we will let you kick Tycho over at the other site square in the doo-dads. We'll even hold him down for you. Deal?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:51 pm

No deal. So fuck off.

Dear Hasbro, since your melding of Star Wars and Transformers, two of your biggest properties, seems to be doing well, are there any chances of you doing Star Wars/Marvel? or Marvel/GIJoe? Or harkening back to the classic third issue of the Marvel TF series an exclusice Gears/Black Spidey two pack?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:38 pm

We lost the rights to the name "Gears" betting on a cockfight in Tijuana fifteen years ago. So it won't happen.

Hasbro, why the hell do we not have figures we've been begging for for a decade or more, like Tey How and Yarna, but you can find the resources to do stupid shit like this or this?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:53 pm

Because we felt like making these cocklicker

Hasbro, do you like burgers with fried Egg on it?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:04 pm

We can't divulge the secrets but stay tuned and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Why are those idiots on the other site calling what the Snowtrooper wears a karma instead of what it really is: A FUCKING SKIRT!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:55 pm

Why do some people think that a cucumber tastes better pickled? Our guess? Because they like it in the ass.

We haven't seen Devastator around here lately. Has he been by to visit your parents?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:26 pm

We know how popular Beast Wars Devastator is, and we'll be re-releasing him in a BattlePack with Urban Camo Vader this fall!

Hasbro, what exactly do you have against young Beru? Did Bonnie Piesse fuck your dads and make all your parents get a divorce, or something?

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:20 pm

That name no longer has any meaning to Hasbro.

The general public is not getting enough of me. Will you please step up the production of the figures of me?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:32 pm

We are planning 8 consecutive "Vader Only" waves for 2008 and the first half of 2009. Each wave will have 8 different Vaders in it, each one specific to one scene or cut of one scene from the movies. So when Vader is talking to Leia on the Tantive IV and it cuts between him and her several tiimes, each of those cuts will get its own figure. Of course, the mold will be exactly the same for each one, but the packaging will be different and indicative of the scene cut. For all you completists out there.

Dear Hasbro, I don't have a question. I just want to tell you that you suck and can go fuck yourselves.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:37 pm

We thank you for your support and, if we continue doing things the way we are, we look forward to having many, many more fans with your same attitude!

Why does the EU suck so much that you have to make figures of it?

Perpantor · Post by **Perpantor** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:59 am

HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS SUCKS!!

MORON!!

DEAR HASBRO, WHEN CAN WE EXPECT MORE COOL PURPLE FIGURES, LIKE MAYBE A PURPLE LUKE SKYWALKER!!

THIS I COMMAND!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:49 am

When you learn to put a fuckin ? on a question jackass

Hasbro, what April Fools day joke is planned for this year?

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:17 pm

We've got a real doozy involving all the unproduced Padmés each coming with their own playset and large-scale vehicle! Boy, are you people fucking idiots.

Hasbro, why the hell doesn't Biggs have a cape?