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Got a phone call last night. Apparently my brother eloped with some girl he just met and who has a 3-month old kid. Not quite sure how to react yet.
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I think he is trying to one up you there homey.
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Are you sure this isn't one of those lies you're always talkin' about?
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No, I spoke with my dad this morning. This one's for real. He apparently got married a week ago, and was going to keep it secret. Only my mom's the one who checks the mail, and the marriage certificate came to his home address.
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Post by Antropov »

Congratulations?

lol do yoo thenk thayll haev eny mor liddle flornbis lol

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wow! that's quite the story...
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Dear God. It's the sign of the Apocalypse. Flornbi's reproducing can mean only one thing.

INVASION!!
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