The crazy-ass dream thread

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:04 pm

I just found this note on my computer from God-knows-when, that I wrote after a strange dream. Unfortunately, I can't date it, but I think it must be about three or four years back:

I dreamed I was watching a new Flintstones cartoon on TV (I think on Cartoon Network). The animation style was similar--updated just enough to be definitely different.

Fred was now skinny, wore a brown skin like Barney did, and talked like Ben Stiller. He apparently was interchangeable with Barney, who never seemed to actually appear.

At the start of the show, Fred slides down his dinosaur and into his car, like he always does. Then he stops at the drive-in to get some bronto-ribs to take home. The waitress throws them at him, knocking him out of his car and onto the curb. He stands up, wipes what appears to be poop from his clothes, goes to pick up the ribs, and somehow accidentally picks up a gasoline can instead.

He drives home and puts Bam-Bam on the table, beside a candle, to eat. (Apparently he's Barney at this point.) Bam-Bam is animated (and voiced) exactly as he is in the original series. He pours the gas down Bam-Bam's throat, and Bam-Bam immediately explodes. Betty (who looks more like the dark-haired girl from Josie and the Pussycats) comes in and makes a comment about Barney blowing up Bam-Bam again.

Pebbles (who appears to be about five years older than Bam-Bam) tugs on Betty's skirt, saying, "Mom, if I was an adult, I could save Bam-Bam!" So Betty whips out her magic wand and turns Pebbles into an adult.

"Mom, can I borrow the car keys?"

"Sure, honey, but only if Mr T goes with you."

Mr T walks up (animated like on the 80s Mr T cartoon and accompanied by a bad laugh track) and says, "I go with her, but first I got to get my Greyskull armor out of the laundry!"

There's a couple of scenes that I don't remember too well with Pebbles and Mr T at a very un-Flinstones washer/dyer combo, and then Mr T puts on some gaudy green armor that looks like Skeletor's Snake Armor from the TRU two-pack. They hop into a rocket ship and fly into space, shooting dinosaurs and dodging asteroids, with the dialogue clearly hinting at some weird love triangle between Pebbles, Bam-Bam, and Mr T.

Apparently whatever they were saying must've been funny, because I laughed so hard in my sleep that I woke myself up.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:48 pm

Awesome, ever REM induced sleep should have one

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:53 pm

I had a dream where a mysterious, yet familiar voice told me:

Mysterious, Yet Familiar Voice wrote:Soon vynsane.com shall be free from the treachery of Dell Rusk and Action Online.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:08 pm

I had the same dream, Rogue II! Was your Mysterious, Yet Familiar Voice kind of low-pitched, sort of like maybe what the guy who voiced Cobra Bubbles in Lilo & Stitch might sound like if he was a robot?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:16 pm

Yeah, something like that.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:17 pm

So now we just have to figure out what robots sound vaguely like Ving Rhames. . . ?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:36 pm

Actually, I was thinking of something more from Winnie the Pooh.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:37 pm

More Eeyore than Pooh, though. And more Eeyore from recent straight-to-DVD movies than the classic Eeyore.

Who could this possibly be? This is going to bug me now!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:46 pm

K.A.R.R. from Knight Rider? Maybe a Gremlin or Gobot?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:10 pm

Rogue II wrote:I had a dream where a mysterious, yet familiar voice told me:

Mysterious, Yet Familiar Voice wrote:Soon vynsane.com shall be free from the treachery of Dell Rusk and Action Online.

HA HA THAT IS A LAGH U FAGGET ASS FAGGEY BOYS!!!!! WE WHILL RULE 4EVR U SUNS OF BICHES!!!!!

ULTRABURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN BICH!!!!!

ALL HAIL ACITON ONLINE!!!!

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:13 pm

I sense much fear in you, Dell Rusk. Watch out for the torpeedo in the tail pipe. Rebels like to do that kind of stuff.

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:52 am

Darth Vader wrote:I sense much fear in you, Dell Rusk. Watch out for the torpeedo in the tail pipe. Rebels like to do that kind of stuff.

mE GUSTA EL TORPEEDO EN EL TAIL PIPE! jUST CALL ME LA eSTRELLA DE dEATH! tHEN IT CAN BE YOUR TURN.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:06 pm

anarky wrote:I had the same dream, Rogue II! Was your Mysterious, Yet Familiar Voice kind of low-pitched, sort of like maybe what the guy who voiced Cobra Bubbles in Lilo & Stitch might sound like if he was a robot?

Ah, anarky... I can only hope the voice you and Rogue II was whom I suspect it to be. Though he has not... completed the journey yet, he is the only one capable of... lighting our darkest hour. Perhaps he had to stop... for gas.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:05 pm

Man, I had a great dream this am: getting blown by a brunette fucking HOTTIE, and I had a huge rod. It was awesome.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:17 pm

I had some crazy ass dream recently that I was back on a military base. I saw some 80s GI Joe looking vehicles that I guess I wasn't supposed to see. Next thing I know, I'm in a car being interrogated by Donald Rumsfeld. Thats when I woke up.

I never did meet Rumsfled when I was at the Pentagon, but I did hear him speak during one of his town hall meetings. Actually, you know how he used to have bleachers with a bunch of GIs behind him when he spoke? Yeah, well I was stuck being one of those guys. The DoD website even posted pictures of the event, and you could see me to his left. Nope, no link, sorry.