A really, really, really important TRUE story
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:21 pm
Ok, I have figured it out, how it all began for Dell. We all know he is a homo to the umpth degree. Well, one day he was sitting around playing with his toys, probably Lincoln Logs. He was looking at the big ones, admiring how they felt in his hand. He liked the length and the girth. He had felt something like it before but he just couldn't place it.
His dog was over in the corner licking his ball bag. The dog got up and then came over to Dell and licked him on the mouth. Dell loved the way it tasted. He loved the tasted of doggie dick. He then started to blow his dog. That wasn't enough for him, he had to feed in insatiable taste for cock anyway he could.
He then started to feel like an outcast and turned to drugs around the tender age of nine. He dropped out of school and gave up on his education. His parents threw him out and nobody wanted to foster him. He walked the streets at night with no where to go and no money to get drugs. He had no friends to hook him up. He did the one thing he could to satisfy both habits, SUCK DICK FOR DRUG MONEY!!!!.
And now, somehow he has found a way to torture us here with his nonsense. I say we kick his ass back out to the streets. Let him wander around aimlessly. Let him be the nothing he deserves to be.
His dog was over in the corner licking his ball bag. The dog got up and then came over to Dell and licked him on the mouth. Dell loved the way it tasted. He loved the tasted of doggie dick. He then started to blow his dog. That wasn't enough for him, he had to feed in insatiable taste for cock anyway he could.
He then started to feel like an outcast and turned to drugs around the tender age of nine. He dropped out of school and gave up on his education. His parents threw him out and nobody wanted to foster him. He walked the streets at night with no where to go and no money to get drugs. He had no friends to hook him up. He did the one thing he could to satisfy both habits, SUCK DICK FOR DRUG MONEY!!!!.
And now, somehow he has found a way to torture us here with his nonsense. I say we kick his ass back out to the streets. Let him wander around aimlessly. Let him be the nothing he deserves to be.
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