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I don't have a computer.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:27 am
by O. J. Simpson
I swear I don't have a computer. I have no idea what the internet is, and I can't type emails or word documents. I am not writing my book about how I would've killed my wife and Ron Goldman if I had done it on a Lenovo Thinkpad 3200 running Windows XP Service Pack 2 with a dual-boot of Suse Linux 10.1 from Novell.
I have never surfed for porn.
BUT if I DID, I jacked off all night last night.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:19 pm
by Slicker
Ok, this is one of the few good ones.
Someone put some thought into this one.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:58 pm
by Bob Ross
Hold it now, there, Slicker!!! Not everything takes a whole mess of book learning and thinking!!!
Alls you really need to make a masterpiece is a nice little palette, a nice piece of clean plywood and a happy little mix of colors.. add some sponges and maybe a brush or two, and you can paint a happy little scene that would even make Don Rumsfeld smile- heck, readin OJs post gave me a great idea- I'm gonna make a happy little painting of the crime scene, only instead of gloves, I'll paint happy little hand puppets....
And I always thought them Chevies would look right fun with a big ol smiley face on the front... tho I think Mr.Simpson would agree that a winky face would be more appropriate!!!
Tell ya what, once it's done I'll post it up here and everyone can forget all about all this Romulan stuff and just smile and think happy little thoughts!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:29 pm
by Doomsday
DOOM!
DOOM!
DOOM!
KRAKA-DOOM!!
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:36 pm
by GNT
Cause he is crrrrrrraaaaaazzzyyyyyyyyyy
Maybe he just hates programs and that on his computer,I know I hate some on mine?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:07 pm
by Eternal Padawan
I need to buy a new computer. Preferably a laptop.
Re: I don't have a computer.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:18 pm
by Zero
CONFOUND YOUR PRIMITIVE 21ST CENTURY TECHNOLOGY.
HOW DO YOU GET AN IMAGE AND/OR A SHORT CLIP FROM A TRAILER POSTED ONLINE?