Could Cars Be Secretly Plotting To Take Control Of The Earth

[Tycho]

This is not a fucking joke. I just watched the movie "Cars" and came away with a startling conclusion: cars are taking over the world!

Think about it: everyone has a car. People die in car crashes. We're all going to die and the cars will rule the world!

Please, I'm asking all of you! Drive your car off the side of a cliff, but jump out right before it goes over. I had a dream where I did this, but first I wiped my hard, yellow-green mucus onto the steering wheel as a final "screw you."

These CGI moviemakers may be onto something here.

[Negative Boy]

This is not a fucking joke. I just watched the movie "Cars" and came away with a startling conclusion: cars are taking over the world!

Think about it: everyone has a car. People die in car crashes. We're all going to die and the cars will rule the world!

Please, I'm asking all of you! Drive your car off the side of a cliff, but jump out right before it goes over. I had a dream where I did this, but first I wiped my hard, yellow-green mucus onto the steering wheel as a final "screw you."

These CGI moviemakers may be onto something here.

I think Tycho might be on to something. I saw Cars and I found it a brilliant parable to societies reliance on machinery. I was driving the other day, and it occured to me that all the other cars on the road could be clones of famous evil people of the past.

[anarky]

Yeah. I once saw a rusty Datsun that I'm sure was the reincarnation of Genghis Khan.

[Eternal Padawan]

Was it a mustard yellow color? Because my family used to have an old yellow Datsun. Ugliest car in the world.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Oh, so just since Genghis Khan was Asian, his car counterpart has to be yellow?

Racist.