It came UPS overnight. No return address, no packing list, nothing. It contained some weird mechanical parts, and what looked like part of a huge, gold codpiece.
The strangest fucking thing, I tell you.
Anyone make anything of it?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
I think Batman might be the best bet to getting an answer, 'nark, so maybe you could summon him and he can sort shit out for us- whatever you do, don't report it to the Boston police or you're goin to Gitmo
Yes, citizens, please forward any such... packages to my attention. As I do not have a proper mailbox, I can be reached care of Bruce Wayne at Stately Wayne Manor in Gotham City. I will thoroughly... analyze everything on the... Bat-Computer.
Ye gods, that is the most wrong thing in existence, this side of vyn's fucking with our avatars!
Bats, I dropped that stuff in the mail today. I hope you don't mind, I sent it same-day delivery with postage due. It'll run you about $73.57 to receive the package. But if a millionaire like Bruce is getting your package... Actually, I think it's his young ward, Dick, who's getting your package.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
I got a UPS package today without any labels or anything. Mine seems to have some grey metal, cables, and a hilt of a giant sword. Strange, since I didn't order anything like this. I'll have to pass it on to Batman.
Thank you, Rogue II and... anarky. I have received the packages and am currently trying to make sense of the tangled web of wires and circuit boards. I will post my findings here as soon as... possible.
