What do you do with your daughter when you have to piss?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:25 am

Totally serious here.

For those of you with kids, how have you solved this dilemma?

You're in a public place, just you and an infant (I guess it doesn't matter about gender, but in this case, a daughter). And suddenly you have to go.

The baby's way too young to just hang out.

You can't leave her outside a stall.

You sure as hell don't want her on a men's room floor.

And yet, good though your aim may be, you don't feel comfortable holding her with one hand and taking care of necessary business with the other.

I suppose it would be even worse if you had to shit.

So, any ideas?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:41 am

Its rough in that situation. When Jacob was like 5-7, I would take him in the handicap stall with me and make him face the corner. Its usually big enough to have him stand there and not look. He was ok with it even when I had to shit. Depending on the size of her carriage/buggy, I have seen people take them into a handicap stall or other stall with them

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:03 pm

Maybe get in the habit of taking the car carrier in with you, that way you can sit her on the floor while to take care of business. Using the family or handicap stalls - even for pissing - becomes necessary.

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:29 pm

anarky wrote:And yet, good though your aim may be, you don't feel comfortable holding her with one hand and taking care of necessary business with the other.

already did this yesterday - not as difficult as one might think - as long as she's not in a squirmy mood...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:46 pm

If she's still tiny enough, the one handed thing is actually not a big deal. But I recommend a stroller from now on. And then when they get older, the facing the corner thing.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:29 pm

The fun part is when they are too big to hold onto, too small to know what "stand over there and don't move" means, and want to be elbow deep in toilet water. Try running that defense while not pissing all over yourself, the floor or your kid.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:17 pm

PEE ON UR DAOGHTER, SHE WILL BE TAKING A WAY + U WILL GO TO JELL, BUT SHE WILL BE BETTAR OFFN!!!

ALL HELL PURPAINTER!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:44 pm

I'm glad I haven't had this happen to me yet. Came close once, but we were close to home to where I could hold it. Before I take her anywhere without my wife, I make sure she goes to the bathroom before we leave.

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