Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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It's an age old conundrum.


Please support your answer with cogent facts and arguments.
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Meat surrounded by bread... I'd say yes.

If a gyro is a sandwich, then a hot dog is, too.
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As devil's advocate, I'd like to point out that it is unneccasary to have the two pieces of bread in order for it to be recognized as a hot dog.
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It's only one piece, but it is surrounded on three sides.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

I understand that. But you can take the actual meat out of the bun and it is still a meal. The bun is not a defining characteristic of the hot dog. Thus, it may not be a sandwich.

Such as you cannot have a pizza without three defining components: crust, sauce, cheese.

or a ham sandwich without ham and bread.

But you can have a hot dog without a bun.
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No, because then it ceases to be a hot dog and becomes merely a weiner. At least that's the way I've always understood it.
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I concur. The difference between a wiener and a real hot dog is the bun.
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anarky wrote:It's only one piece, but it is surrounded on three sides.
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anarky wrote:No, because then it ceases to be a hot dog and becomes merely a weiner. At least that's the way I've always understood it.
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