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anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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So Mrs Anarky advises a publication class at her school. The class is about 90% female, and all the actual layout work is done by a small handful of girls who've been in the class for a few years. These girls know me, as I often end up telling them how to do things in PhotoShop (or actually doing them for them). They come into the school on weekends rather frequently, and, weird as it sounds, often come in their pajamas (in the past, typically sweatpants).

Anyway, I went in yesterday morning to pick up Mrs Anarky after she'd been in with the kids for a couple of hours. Four seniors (meaning 17-18, probably 18 ), all girls, three of them in their sweats.

Number four, though.... Cute little Asian number, I think Japanese, very perky. She sort of bounces up to wave at me as I come in, and give a little coy, "Hi, Anarky!" She's wearing a sports bra under a wifebeater that's a couple of sizes too small, so it's skintight, semitransparent, and exposes her belly (and belly button ring). And short PJ bottoms that are so thin I can tell, without even trying, that she's wearing white panties with little red hearts on them.

Now, I'm happy and not about to cheat on my wife. But that doesn't mean that mental image wasn't still burned in my mind last night when I went to bed.

Not to be too graphic, but I wonder if I should tell my wife that she should thank one of her students. :beard:

Yeah, nothing to gain by posting this here, but, damn, I just felt the need to share. It would've been damned obvious to snap a picture, or I would've. Use your imagination. Except you, Cappy, you Asian hottie hating sumbitch.
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I demand you use your superior internet skills and supply us with a myspace page or University link of some kind.

Right now I'm substituting Grace Park from BSG. And DAMN she looks hot in wifebeater and heart undies.
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I looked up a picture, and you're not far off. Just think perkier.
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Yessssss.....SHARE the picture with us. You can't just drop the "perky tits and ass" story and then not follow through.

I call Douche.
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Like I said, it would've been damned obvious if I went into a room with my wife and three other attractive (though not as nicely dressed) girls and took a picture of the one in the sexy outfit.

I would not be posting here right now.

I would be in the hospital, recovering from having my penis sewn back on. If I was lucky and they found it, that is.
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COMING SOON to a Porn dealer near you:

Anarky: Un-Cut.
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Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever you see something cool (like this, or the checkout girl at Target leaning over and exposing her full cleavage), you could somehow take a mental snapshot of it to post online later?
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

And U sayed hey whear r the boys in there under where?

Ha ha ha ha BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRN got u good bich!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Snigtad you asshole. Adults are having a conversation.

Go. Leave. Now.




Anarky, buddy. I'm just asking for a link to her myspace page. 8)
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anarky wrote:Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever you see something cool (like this, or the checkout girl at Target leaning over and exposing her full cleavage), you could somehow take a mental snapshot of it to post online later?
Not that I was even trying to look, but our new secretary was wearing a loose fitting tank top today. Serious clevage when she bent over.
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