Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:11 pm
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Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
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Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:37 pm
Slater is quite the professional for not falling down with pants peeing laughter.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:43 pm
i share a country with her?
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:28 pm
Wow
Just wow.
I wonder if she can find the US on a map.
Just wow.
I wonder if she can find the US on a map.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:34 pm
Maybe not. It's not clear if she's U.S. American, South African-American, or The Iraq-American.vynsane wrote:i share a country with her?
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:21 pm
Can we get a transcript of her "speech"?
Newsbot? Make yourself useful, wench!!
Newsbot? Make yourself useful, wench!!
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:28 pm
She's still ridiculously smoking hot, and will no doubt land a job making more money than the rest of us combined at a large corporate office within the next year or two. 
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:29 pm
Eternal Padawan wrote:Can we get a transcript of her "speech"?
Newsbot? Make yourself useful, wench!!
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Gladly! That's what I'm here for: to satisfy all your news cravings in a cheerful and perky manner!Miss Teen South Carolina wrote:I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:31 pm
Thank you, Newsbot. That was very prompt.
Now, go make me a sandwich.
Now, go make me a sandwich.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:03 pm
I'm not sure which is more impressive. The stupidity of Ms. South Carolina's response, the fact that the host didn't laugh at her, or the helpfulness of Newswench.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:23 pm
The new Miss Teen USA (Miss Colorado in that clip) went to my high school until she graduated last June. True story.
Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.
Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:21 pm
no wonder SAT's are lowest ever.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:08 pm
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:The new Miss Teen USA (Miss Colorado in that clip) went to my high school until she graduated last June. True story.
Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.
Be honest. What odds did you give yourself?
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:13 pm
"The Iraq"? What a stupid bitch.
Re: Down-home South Carolinian wisdom
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:58 am
That's fuckin' funny.Eternal Padawan wrote:Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:The new Miss Teen USA (Miss Colorado in that clip) went to my high school until she graduated last June. True story.
Too bad I never got to suck on them titties.
Be honest. What odds did you give yourself?
I could not believe this ignorant whore when I first saw it. You know it's bad when AC Slater can laugh at you.
I understand that she's only a high school chick and that the question was not only weird but asked on the spot, but c'mon, dude. At least use proper grammar. "The Iraq everywhere like, such as"?!?! What the fuck are you even getting at?!