ATTENTION!!
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:52 pm
THIS MESSAGE IS FOR ALL SCIONS, FRIENDS, MINIONS, AND LEGIONNAIRES OF DOUCHE!!
YOUR GOSPEL ACCORDING TO DOUCHE IS THE FALSE PATH!!
THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE HAVE IT CORRECT!!
YOU WILL JOIN US, OR YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED INTO A MASS OF STICKY GOOP!!
ONLY DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE GET TO LOOK AT THESE!!

I JUST GAVE THOSE HOOTERS A PURPLE NERPLE!
THIS I COMMAND!!
YOUR GOSPEL ACCORDING TO DOUCHE IS THE FALSE PATH!!
THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE HAVE IT CORRECT!!
YOU WILL JOIN US, OR YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED INTO A MASS OF STICKY GOOP!!
ONLY DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE GET TO LOOK AT THESE!!

I JUST GAVE THOSE HOOTERS A PURPLE NERPLE!
THIS I COMMAND!!