Another really important story

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:05 pm

One fine summer day mabudon wanted to get something to eat. So he though about it amd said to him self what do I want to eat? I want a hot dog. A hot dog sounds really good right now. I will get a hot dog. So mabodun walked out of his front door and walked down the main street until he saw a Weenershnitzel. So he went in and there was a girl at the counter. And the girl said What can I get for you today? And mabudon thought hard about it and said I am still thinking. I don't know if I want a chilly dog or a plain hot dog. And so the girl said let me know when you decide, and then this old man came in and he ordered a chilly burger. mMabudon finally said I think I will have a chilly dog. No make that two chilly dogs, I am very hungry. And the girl rung it up on the register and it was $2.05 after tax. Mabodon said I only have two $. the girl said it is only a nickle, so don't worry about it. And so mabudon waited and the girl gave him his hot dog. And he thanked her and walked out, and unwrapped his hot dog to take a bite, and when he did he heard a scream because it was really Michael Jackson's dick in the bun!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:10 pm

Oh and then the guy from U-2 came up and said You like Michael Jackson's dick, mabudon? I liked it last night when it was up my ass!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:51 pm

Would have had to have been an "organic vegi-dog with tofu chilli", Snig. But that is important to know. Thanks.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:01 pm

So are you saying Bono only allows himself to be sodomized by veggie dogs? I don't get it.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:30 pm

If I'd'a known it was that freaks unit I woulda bit it clean off and sold it on E-bay, and YOU woulda bought it, Snig me lad...
Do you want me to tell them about the "mark Hamill fucks carrie fisher"condom you paid 460 bucks for??? Do ya, punk???

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:32 pm

And yes, only fair-trade veggie dogs, chux...
What would you expect from a grown man who insists on being called "Bono"

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:25 pm

What the fuck is that shit? You dont eat meat? What about all those foreskins stocked in your freezer you faggot???

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:19 pm

Now I've only got the one psychology degree, but a username like captain funtime is clearly the desparate cry of a boy who despises his own mother because she refused to anally abuse him with her vibrator when he was little. A real mom hater y'know?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:35 pm

yeah, ol funbags is a royal barrel o laughs, maybe if he gets dropped on his head right next time he'll get over his misonceptions on "animal husbandry" (hint- there's no consummation, ya fuckin freak)

BTW funsack, I thought you said you wanted me to hold onto them til the heat was off, then you were gonna sew them all together Re-animator style, bring the whole mess back to life and become the first guy to suck a thousand dicks all at once....???

maybe I misunderstood ya, though, semen really can stick to your vocal chords

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:23 am

HA HA HA I REMMEBER WHEN I SAYED THAT AND THE FAKE SNIGTAD FLORNBI DOES NOT, HE IS A FAGG, THIS WAS MY FIRSST GOOD BURN ON THAT GAYWADSHIT MADUBON!!

ALL HELL DOOSHE!!