Great ideas for new PIXAR films
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:58 am
inspired by the "pathetic re-makes of shit" thread (which is so good I don't wanna take it off topic, we really need a thread to track all the shit coming out these days)
Thge other day I started thinking about how far the current "animated" trend would go- I personally despise the entire "genre" (even though it technically isn't a genre so much as a medium, but hey, they susally are unfunny pop-comedies with a bit of drama or patricide thrown in)
For this, come up with whatever you like, a tag-line, a possible star, whatever, and of course, a title (all the tag lines will have to be read by that "big,confident,yet can't barely conceal his glee so much that the goddamn smile is visible on your screen almost voice, like the one that always says "This Summer" over teen movie trailers)
"Fontz" starring Jerry Seinfeld as Italics (he'll have a pet dog named "Quip") the tagline will be "This summer, it's not what you say, but how it LOOKS"
"Shapes" Starring John Goodman as "Rhombus", the crew from "queer eye" as a bunch of triangles (scalene, isoceles, you get the picture) and maybe Julia Roberts as "Ellipse" tagline "He may look like a square, but he really knows how to get around"
I have more but I will leave the floor for now [beard]
Thge other day I started thinking about how far the current "animated" trend would go- I personally despise the entire "genre" (even though it technically isn't a genre so much as a medium, but hey, they susally are unfunny pop-comedies with a bit of drama or patricide thrown in)
For this, come up with whatever you like, a tag-line, a possible star, whatever, and of course, a title (all the tag lines will have to be read by that "big,confident,yet can't barely conceal his glee so much that the goddamn smile is visible on your screen almost voice, like the one that always says "This Summer" over teen movie trailers)
"Fontz" starring Jerry Seinfeld as Italics (he'll have a pet dog named "Quip") the tagline will be "This summer, it's not what you say, but how it LOOKS"
"Shapes" Starring John Goodman as "Rhombus", the crew from "queer eye" as a bunch of triangles (scalene, isoceles, you get the picture) and maybe Julia Roberts as "Ellipse" tagline "He may look like a square, but he really knows how to get around"
I have more but I will leave the floor for now [beard]