how i would solve the partisan divide

[Zaphod]

i'd go to alaska and go to one of these speeches sarah palin keeps giving. and i'd sneak up behind her and stick my hand up her skirt and pull off her panties. her first reaction would be to yell no, but she'll remember it's alaska and she'd have to pay for her own rape kit (sorry grimlock, r-word kit) so she'll be quiet, besides, she thinks women are inferior and have to do what men say anyway. and i'll start playing around with her naughty bits and she'll start getting excited and i'll put my dick in her puss and she'll say "no, this is meant only for procreation! and i didn't know you could do it any way but missionary!" but she'll get into it quick enough, and when she's moaning i'll put a joint in her mouth for her to smoke. i'll wait until she starts tightening up just before she cums and pull my dick out. "bastard! finish it off!" then my girl will come up from the audience and rip off her panties. "you want more dick, you go muff diving." then we'll have a three-way. and when we're done i'll ask if she enjoyed it, and she'll say yes, since all women love a taste of the zaphod. and i'll say "don't liberals have more fun?" next thing you know, that bitch will be protesting to get gay marriage passed back in california and getting knocked up just because she loves having abortions every few months.

[Rollo Tomassi]

you are weird.

[anarky]

Okay, Zaphod, admit it: you're really a 12-year-old kid who only once got to see a boob because you conned your parents into letting you watch the Zefferelli version of Romeo and Juliet because you told them it was educational but really you'd heard it had a topless scene. And they got so mad they beat you senseless. And you've never even seen a vagina, unless you count your birth (which you don't remember), because you can't figure out the parental controls on your computer. And your "girl" is really your hand.

Amiright? Amiright?

[Rollo Tomassi]

[anarky]

Thanks for that NSFW image.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Olivia is such a Hussey.


RRROWL.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Shiiiit, that's a nice picture, that is.

[jjreason]

Is that the Roman Polanski R&J? The one that he's not allowed back into the US for making R&J?

EDITED: Huh. In looking up Roman Polanski I see that he did not make ANY R&J, hence that cannot be his. Also, he is not allowed into the US due to unrelated charges of unlawful sex with a minor, NOT for making the movie with a minor nude (as I had previously thought). Learning is grand.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Roman Polanski is the original Namblaman.

[Diabolical]

Roman Polanski is the original Namblaman.

Nah, he's just proof that the "grass on the field" defense doesn't hold up.

[anarky]

Roman Polanski would be Namglaman.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

If we really wanted to get technical, he would be Emglaman.

[anarky]

He would be now, but he did what he did in North America.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

He holds membership in both groups.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I love how the Polanski Camp's argument is "Oh, the little girl is 40 years old now and she's forgiven him".

So. Hey! As soon as underage ABUSE victims turn 18, let them pedophiles go! It's retro-actively become a legal shagging!!

I hope they find that fucker dead someday with his Oscar impaling him in the asshole and he's bled to death.