the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:27 pm**

I WAS LIEK DED OR SOME THING, I WAS IN HEAVIN, THIS FAT ASS OLD MAN SHOWED UP HE SAYED "WHERE'S JOHNY!" AND THEN THIS OTHER OLD GUY CAME FROM HEVEN + THEY KISSED THEY WER SO GAY! THEN SUM BROAD + THEN THAT ZOMBIE DUED I USED TO SLEEP OVER AT HIS HAUS, IT WAS NOT MUCH FUN HE LIEKED 2 PLAY HIDE THE HOT DOG + IT WAS JEST LIEK THE HIED THE SALOMMY GAEME UNCL RODGER PLAYS WITH ME, ANY WEIGH HE GOT HIS NOSE BACK + THEIR WAS A MUNKEY THERE 4 HIM, GOD DAM I HAETE MUNKEYS!!!! THIS FAG HAD A MUNKEY SO I KIKED HIS NUTZ, HE SAID A-HEE HEE WITCH I THAUGHT WUZ FUNNEY SO I KICKED HIM AGIN. THEN THAT DUED WITH A BEARD SHOWED UP, HE TRYED TO SELL ME A PAPER TAWEL, I SAYED GO TO THE FAG WITH THE MUNKEY, GOD DAM, HE CAN CLEAN UP THE MUNKEYS SHIT! + HE DID. THE GAY ZOMBIE STARTED SINGIN SUM SHIT ABOUT SOME GUY NAEMED BILLY, I WANTED OUT, + THANK FOLLY NAMBLA MAN WAS THEIR HE TODL ME I HAD A BLUD TRANSFOOZUN + COOLD CUM HOME SO HERE I AM 2 TAEK BACK THIS SIGHT FRUM U FAGGS!!

BURRRRRRRRRRN!!!! GOT U BICHES GOOD!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:23 pm**

At least Billy Mays and MJ made it into heaven, I guess. So now Snigtad is even younger than before? I'm confused.

Posted: **Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:03 pm**

FUCK the blood transfusion has made him worse than ever...

Hey Snigtad, is your uncle into Steely Dan ??

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:28 pm**

How many times has he died? He has to have passed the soap opera character number of ressurections and closing in on comic book character level. It will be a while before his number of ressurections passes the horror movie villian icon level.

Posted: **Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:13 pm**

I think he only actually died once, when Doctor Doom! killed him. Newsbot said he was in a coma this time, so it must've been an out-of-body near death experience for him. I'm leaning toward just an hallucination, since he didn't mention Satan and Hitler tag-teaming his asshole.

Posted: **Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:46 am**

U FAGS NEED TO GO HOM 2 THE GAY WAD HAUS, THINK U VERY MUCH!

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