Locked in

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:22 am

I fell asleep in a library today around 4pm and am now locked in. I cant believe they left their computers on. I found this place on google. I wish they had a liquor cabinet. I hope my dog is ok. I left him outside. He should be fine.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:31 am

If your fucking homeless how can you afford to have a dog? You fucking drain on our economy.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:01 pm

Well at least you'll be able to start a nice warm fire with all those loose pages from one encyclopedia or another.

Post by **vynsane** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:01 am

like in "day after tomorrow"

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:57 pm

Well I managed to sneak back in for the holiday weekend. I got my dog and he is ok. He is here with me. Some dumb bitch must have left her lunch here. Its a McDonalds Salad, but I am the type of mutha fucka ot eat it anyways.

Slicker, I dont cost the tax paying people anything. I dont go to a shelter and eat there food. I usually grab half eaten candy bars from the corner garbage can and eat those. My dog eats leftovers and trash too.

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:29 pm

so the library is your summer home? cool, do you burn books to keep warm? if so thats evil, i would read until i passed out!

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:34 pm

so homeless man, seems like you're living a good life for a hobo.
as long as you have the internet, check out this site. one of my favorites!
http://www.homestarrunner.com
[}:)]

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:47 am

I dont burn books. I would never do that. It would bun the library down and I would have no place to stay warm then.

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:41 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homeless man
 I dont burn books. I would never do that. It would bun the library down and I would have no place to stay warm then.
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unless you can contain the fire, which is very hard XD at least you don't burn books, books are good!