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7 belle, she's not bad, but she's a little boring and into bestiality
6 jasmine, gotta love those titties
5 snow white, looks hot but she's got to be loose from fucking those seven dwarfs
4 tiana, for when you want some dark meat
3 cinderella, she knows how to get down on her knees
2 sleeping beauty, i bet you can do her a few dozen times before she gets up
1 the little mermaid, red hair and a coconut bra, i don't care if she looks like a kid and has a scaly pussy

I don't know who Tiana is. Little Mermaid has sea shells, not coconuts. True story: Way back in High School, It was right before Halloween and a friend and I were alking about how much a girl we went to school with looked like the Little Mermaid. Sure enough, on Halloween, she came to school dressed as a mermaid. We laughed our asses off. Yeah, she was a cheerleader and pretty hot.

Sleeping Beauty has a name but I don't know what it is without asking my wife or daughter.

Tiana's from The Princess and the Frog. Kinda surprised you've not seen it; it's actually quite good. Sleeping Beauty's name is Aurora, but it doesn't matter, because that's the boringest Disney "Princess" movie.

You left out a few, Mulan being the most glaring (but, hey, even Disney ignores her 99% of the time, so they can hype how they've got a "minority" princess now, never mind they skip the Chinese one and somehow overlook that the Arabic one they do count isn't, uh, white). And I count Kida, because she's the daughter of a king and appears in a Disney cartoon, never mind if it's a badass action movie with no singing (Atlantis: The Lost Empire).

This being one of your less-disturbing topics, though, I'll bite.

9: Aurora (who even looks boring, for Christ's sake)
8: Snow White
7: Kida
6: Cinderella
5: Tiana
4: Jasmine
3: Belle
2: Ariel (but not if she's in mermaid mode... that'd be gross, even if she is a redhead)
1: Mulan

anarky wrote:2: Ariel (but not if she's in mermaid mode... that'd be gross, even if she is a redhead)

"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom???!!!"

didn't know about 'aurora' as the name for sleeping beauty. i heard 'briar rose' last time the little miss watched it.

I'd shag Inspector Gadget's niece, Penny.

What? She's not a Disney Princess?! Well FUCK YOU. I DON'T PLAY BY YOUR RULES...

This topic is disturbingly funny. Zaphod is a mad genius.

The new, obvious Disney princesses: Leia and Padme.

Eh, gotta admit, that one was trying way too hard.

And Mulan was a Chinese legend, not an historical figure.

I laughed at the Fox and Hound one. Because even at age six, I thought the same thing. I probably couldn't have articulated it at the time, but the ending has a segregation slant to it. "you'll be happier with your own kind..."



Oh, and back to the original topic. Anna and Elsa menage for the win.

Rapunzel post-haircut's kinda hot because she looks like Mandy Moore.

And I'd go with an Anna/Mulan menage. Redhead and Asian, my favorites.

Mandy Moore is totally hot. I'd bang her like a judge's gavel.

My suspension of disbelief is being tested. Vanelope and Ralph go to the internet and there’s not ONE Pornhub or Brazzers logo anywhere in the background or mentioned? I call bullshit.

Too bad Disney Infinity 4.0 was cancelled. It was supposed to allow crossovers of some sort between Disney, Marvel, and Star Wars. It would have been perfect for this.

They had the perfect opportunity to call it MORE-ana or Even Moana and they went with the boring, predictable Moana 2.