Dude, I must have a serious problem

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:11 pm

It all started as a joke. Sure, Barriss Offee is hot, but not really any hotter than Aayla, Leia, Padme, etc, etc, etc.

But last night I popped in the AOTC DVD just to see if the old "11-3-8" Easter egg worked the same on my new DVD player.

Then I skipped to a random scene early in the movie to see how glorious the picture would look on my new TV. The scene happened to be Palpatine discussing the assassination attempt on Padme with Mace and Yoda, as Ki-Adi, Barriss, Kit, and Luminara served as nothing more than window dressing.

When the shot turned to a close-up of Yoda, I tuned out everything except for what was visible directly behind his little green CG noggin. And I said out loud (thankfully, Mrs Anarky wasn't within earshot), "God DAMN Barriss has a nice rack!"

Am I fucking sick, or is this normal?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:32 pm

Yeah, you have a HUGE problem. It's called being male. Roughly 50% of the population has been striken with this disorder though, so at least you aren't alone.[:D]

More seriously (if that's even possible), I don't see the foul in staring at titties. Especially if you can't see her face. Even if a chick is ugly, nice titties are nice titties.

My field of vision is usually only nip high anyway, so even if her head would have been in the shot I wouldn't have noticed it.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:48 pm

Is it sad that I just got out my copy of AOTC to see what you were talking about? She does indeed have an exquisite set of milk bladders. It's completely normal. Hell I catch my self looking at Yarna's tits every time I watch Jedi.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:18 pm

Ah, boobs. You just have to love them. On a fat guy or an old wrinkly lady, they're disgusting. But on any female between the ages of jailbait and soccer mom, they rule the world.

If women had any idea of the ways in which a guy can clandestinely check out her jugs, they would never allow us in the same room.

Glad to see that I'm not completely crazy in this. It was the green skin and shit that worried me. I'm not completely nucking futs in that I think Amy Allen and Nawhatsherfuckingface Krishnan are a million times hotter in costume?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:25 pm

I always look at Oola's titty when it pops out in Jedi and Padme's cold nips on Tatooine (the desert planet!).

I'll check out Barriss' boobies next time.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:44 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
If women had any idea of the ways in which a guy can clandestinely check out her jugs, they would never allow us in the same room.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Dude, I almost never leave the house without sunglasses just for that reason[8D]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">I'm not completely nucking futs in that I think Amy Allen and Nawhatsherfuckingface Krishnan are a million times hotter in costume?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Nah, I'd say it just makes you more like the rest of us perverts.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:34 am

Shut the fuck up prick...

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:23 am

ahahaha..

erm.. he has a point. prequels suck balls.

but titties are nice.