UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:31 am
IT IS ONLEY GAY IF U SWOLLOW.
But you DO swallow, Robin.
So you ARE gay.
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UNCALE RODGER SAYS
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Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:58 am
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:49 pm
SHOES HOW MUCH U NO, I DO NOT SWOLLOW, I SPIT, MY SISTAR LIEKS TO EAT IT SO I SPIT IT AUGHT + SHE CAN HALF IT.
MY UNCLE RODGER ALLSO SAYED THAT WHEN HE POURS MALTED CHOCLATE ON HIS DICK + LETS IT HARDIN, I AM NOT GAY BE CAUSE I AM NOT EATING HIS DICK I AM EATING THE CANDIE FROM AROUND IT.
MY UNCLE RODGER ALLSO SAYED THAT WHEN HE POURS MALTED CHOCLATE ON HIS DICK + LETS IT HARDIN, I AM NOT GAY BE CAUSE I AM NOT EATING HIS DICK I AM EATING THE CANDIE FROM AROUND IT.
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:24 am
You should swallow, Robin! It's full of protein to help you run long marathons. And it freshens your breath so all the girls will want to kiss you. Be sure to tell them why your breath smells so good!
*snigger*
*snigger*
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:21 am
HE SAIS MY BUT HERTS EVER MOURNING BE CAUS I LEAVE THE WINDOE OPEIN AND THE NITE ARE CHAFES IT,
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:35 am
The best thing to prevent "night air butt chafing" is Nair lotion. You can find it in the hair removal section of the feminine products aisle at WalMart (or whereever you shop). Be sure to apply it to your butt and especially up in the hole right before bedtime. But don't tell Rodger you used it.
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:11 pm
THANX ROLO, I WIL TRYE THAT. I TAKE BACK AL THE BAD THANGS I SAYED ABAUT U, ACEEPT SAYING THAT U R A GAY BE CAUS U STIL R.
UNCLE RODGAR ALL SO TAILS ME THAT IT IS NOT GAY IF HE USES BUTER AS A LUBRACAN'T. THAT WEIGH WE R NOT GAY FUCKING, HE IS GYST FUCKING THE BUTER, + I AM JEST STICKING BUTER IN MY ASS. WE CALL IT "BUTERFUCKING.
UNCLE RODGAR ALL SO TAILS ME THAT IT IS NOT GAY IF HE USES BUTER AS A LUBRACAN'T. THAT WEIGH WE R NOT GAY FUCKING, HE IS GYST FUCKING THE BUTER, + I AM JEST STICKING BUTER IN MY ASS. WE CALL IT "BUTERFUCKING.
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:58 pm
One of these days, you should shove a stick of butter in Rodger's butt and have buttersex with his stick of butter.
Then when you do it yell, "Suprise! Buttersecks!"
Then when you do it yell, "Suprise! Buttersecks!"
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:35 pm
HAY ROLO I TRYED THE THING WITH NARE, IT DID NOT WERK, MY BUT WAS STIL SAUR. U R AN ASS HOLE LIER! 
I WOKE UP + MY BUT WAS HERT ANED UNCALE RODGER CAME IN + SAYED, HAY ROBIN, U LIEK MY NEW BRAZIERRAN? I ASKED WHAT IS A BRAZIEREAN, HE SAYED IT IS A CUNTRY IN AFRICA OR SUM THANG BUT THEY CAL IT THAT WHEN MAN WAX THERE DONGS + SHOR ENUFF HE HAD NO HARE THEIR!
SPEKEING OF BRAZIERRE, A NOTHER CUNTRY IN AFRACA IS YEUROPE, + UNCLE ROGAR SAYS IT IS NOT GAY 2 TUNG KIS UR UNCALE BE CAUSE U R REALATAVES, AND RELATAVES LUV EACH UTHER, + MEN IN YORUPE THEY KIS HELLO AL THE TIME SO IT IS NOT GAY NO MATER WHAT THAT ASS WHOLE BONER SAYS! UP URS, BONAR, U GOD DAM FAGGET STOP LAFFING WHEN I TUNG KISS MY UNCALE, JEST BE CAUSE U R KNOT CLOSE 2 UR FAMILEY DUZ NOT MAEK IT GAY!
I WOKE UP + MY BUT WAS HERT ANED UNCALE RODGER CAME IN + SAYED, HAY ROBIN, U LIEK MY NEW BRAZIERRAN? I ASKED WHAT IS A BRAZIEREAN, HE SAYED IT IS A CUNTRY IN AFRICA OR SUM THANG BUT THEY CAL IT THAT WHEN MAN WAX THERE DONGS + SHOR ENUFF HE HAD NO HARE THEIR!SPEKEING OF BRAZIERRE, A NOTHER CUNTRY IN AFRACA IS YEUROPE, + UNCLE ROGAR SAYS IT IS NOT GAY 2 TUNG KIS UR UNCALE BE CAUSE U R REALATAVES, AND RELATAVES LUV EACH UTHER, + MEN IN YORUPE THEY KIS HELLO AL THE TIME SO IT IS NOT GAY NO MATER WHAT THAT ASS WHOLE BONER SAYS! UP URS, BONAR, U GOD DAM FAGGET STOP LAFFING WHEN I TUNG KISS MY UNCALE, JEST BE CAUSE U R KNOT CLOSE 2 UR FAMILEY DUZ NOT MAEK IT GAY!
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:21 am
No no no. You must have done it wrong, Robin! I don't know what happened but now the Nair in your bottom is like the Gulf Oil Spill. The only thing that will clean it up is pouring a bottle of Tabasco in there. Because the Tobasco will absorb the Nair.
I don't know if you're gay Robin, but I think your Uncle Rodger is.
I don't know if you're gay Robin, but I think your Uncle Rodger is.
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:56 am
HE IS NOT, U FUCKIN HOMO SAYPEINS! GOD DAM U MAEK ME SIK! HE TOLED ME HISSALF THAT IT IS KNOT GAY IF HE IS WEARING A GUERILA SUTE + I HALF A DRES ON, THEN WE R JEST PLAYING KENG KONG.
HE TOLED ME HISSALF THAT IT IS KNOT GAY IF HE IS WEARING A GUERILA SUTE + I HALF A DRES ON, THEN WE R JEST PLAYING KENG KONG.Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:40 am
I TRYED THE TOBASCO SAUCE THING + IT BURNT REAL BAD, I CRYED LIEK A ABBY + UNCALE RODGER WAS THEIR GOOD THANG HE SUCKED OUT THE HOT SAUS. IT WAS NOT GAY BE CAUS HE WAS SAVING MY LIEF!!
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:55 pm
GOD DAM U ROLO, THE REASEN I HAVE NOT BEN HEAR IS BE CAUS I TRYED THAT + UNCLE ROGER SAYED, "FAGET THAT IS EXAT ONLY!" THIN HE GRAUND ME, + SAYED DO NOT CUM OUT OF UR ROOM + DO NOT TAKE THE SHAMPU BOTTAL OUT UR ASS FOR THRE DAYS!!Rollo Tomassi wrote:One of these days, you should shove a stick of butter in Rodger's butt and have buttersex with his stick of butter.
Then when you do it yell, "Suprise! Buttersecks!"
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:05 pm
I HAT IT WHEN I AM AT THE BUSS STAP, IT GETS SO COLD + I TRY 2 GET WORM + IF MY MOM DRIEVS BUY ON THE WIEGH TO HER STRETE CORNER, SHE YELS AT ME IN FRUNT OF EVERY ONE + ENBARESSES ME WHEN SHE SAIS, "DAM IT ROBIN GET UR HANDS OUT OF YER SISTAR'S PANTYS, U DONT DO THAT IN PUBIC!
Re: UNCALE RODGER SAYS
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:59 pm
Damn, Robin, your Uncle is a big green meanie. I'm sure you already knew this but chocolate is just feces from the Colombian Cacao Goat mixed with brown sugar and cumin. But without the sugar its actually the healthier whole grain version of chocolate. You should give your uncle some whole grain chocolate to make him like you more.
If he complains about the taste tell him its good for his cholesterol.
If he complains about the taste tell him its good for his cholesterol.