the vynsane asylum

"Most men think the meaning of life can be found in their balls. This man is right."

[with apologies to Zaphod and Ed McMahon]
"It's all fun and games until it's your dick in the cereal bowl."

"She never knew she was going to babysit a zombie."

"When Neil Diamond goes radioactive, it's Cracklin' Rosie time!"

This chimp has had enough and now he's going bananas.

Three women. Two bottles of rum. One sexy night they'll never remember. Zero regrets.

Jesus is back and he's pissed.

Nobody ever said hockey was a game for humans.

They thought he was dead. They were right.

Tag, you're dead.

You can relax. Dr. Nachos is here.

DeNiro. Pacino. Guttenberg.

More Mailbu bitches.

"He's speaking softly and he's got a really, REALLLLLY big stick!!!!"

"You won't know whether to laugh or vomit!!"

"You won't know whether to hug your grandma or punch a priest!!"

"Crabs have never been this fun! Or funny!!"
(That last one is for a movie called She's got Crabs!)

One man. Judge, jury, Elvis impersonator.

In a world without refrigeration, these dairy products have gone bad.



This one is for JJ: They came for the nachos. They stayed for the ninja boots.

Ran wrote:In a world without refrigeration, these dairy products have gone bad.

that's actually pretty much the entire premise of, as well as a paraphrasing of the tagline for, the comic strip "Milk and Cheese": Dairy products gone bad.

vynsane wrote:

Ran wrote:In a world without refrigeration, these dairy products have gone bad.

that's actually pretty much the entire premise of, as well as a paraphrasing of the tagline for, the comic strip "Milk and Cheese": Dairy products gone bad.

So what you are saying is that I need to start reading the Comic Books section instead of just hitting "Mark topics read"?

(based on my dream):

"The Little Black Girl Ghost Doctor is Back! And Now She's Making House Calls!!"


And this one is more of a nod to one of those websites that promote films with clever domain names.

www.whoisdeckardsmith.com

Pet PEEve- Urine in for some laughs!!

and one that I like to say with the cheesy comedy-film voiceover style

"This summer, Mel Gibson and Owen Wilson push the SNOOZE BAR"

The funniest holocaust rom-com you'll see all year.

Rosa Parks had a secret. A dirty, naughty, sexy secret...

"The biggest jewel heist in history. Only one clue: the thief had a jacked-up penis. Now, Nicolas Cage must search every dressing room in Europe."

(From a weird dream I had last night. There was more, but that's the gyst of it. Also, once or twice, it was Jeff Foxworthy. Not sure which is funnier.)

The shits about to hit...his biggest fan!

Gramma's pissed. And she's gonna break...some hips!!

She went from Soccer Mom to Porn Star... And this tiny town will never be the same again!

One man. One Night. One thousand inflatable sex dolls.

The Jury is out...in Space!

Tom Foolery wrote:The Jury is out...in Space!

Oh, shit, this is the best one yet.

In Space, noone can hear you fart.

Room Temperature is about to get a lot hotter.

They didn’t gamble on a full house.

Getting into Cat College has never been easier!

Fenders were meant to be bent.