the vynsane asylum

vote for ron paul in 2012! he will fix everything!

i went to a frat party the other night and got a little hammered on jagermeister. this girl who was there, i didn't see her face, she got plastered, too, and we wound up going to my place for some hot doggystyle action, followed by passing out. i woke up in the morning when i discovered i was not having a wet dream, but getting the most amazing blowjob ever. i looked down, and i ran my fingers through her long blonde hair, and the wig came off! she wasn't even a she! it was ron paul!!

he took my cock out of his mouth for a moment and said, "i'm ron paul, and i'll do anything to earn your vote!" then he went back to sucking, and took it like a man. well, like a woman. but maybe like a gay man. i'm not sure. i'm not really into guys, so i can't really tell you how a man takes a load of cum in the mouth.

but what i can tell you is this: a vote for ron paul is a vote for blowjobs. get him in the white house, and we'll have the president most skilled at sucking cock since hoover, who i assume had to be a bj master to get a nickname like hoover. i do know he loved tossing big, hard balls around.

Zaphod wrote:..., and we wound up going to my place for some hot doggystyle action, followed by passing out.

I take it you were on the receiving end of the doggystyle action. I tell you what. I'll vote for ron paul if you vote for the ShamWow Carney Guy for Vice President. deal?

well, duh. ron paul is a super genius, so, of course he'll choose shamwow carny guy as his running mate!

and i was giving, sad to say. i thought ron paul was a chick. he's willing to take it up the ass to get a vote. that's dedication!!