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Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing once?
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:10 am
by Diabolical
...or was that on Facebook?
Anyway, from
The Onion:
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of terrific discounts on special sandwiches as well as our classic footlongs, you’ll always remember where you were on Subtember 11,” Subway president Fred DeLuca told reporters, referring to Subway’s special promotion in which, for a limited time only, visitors of the restaurant’s tens of thousands of franchise locations will be able to “fly on in” and pick up two footlong subs of their choice for only $9.11. “From the Structural Steel Melt on Tower 7–Grain bread to the Twin Chowers cold cut combo with Ground Zero–Carb vinaigrette on a Let’s Whole Wheat Roll, we’ve got something for everybody this Subtember 11.” DeLuca added that the special promotion will be “first responders, first served.”
Re: Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing onc
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:03 pm
by jjreason
Dear God. Please let that be from The Onion.
Re: Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing onc
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:15 pm
by anarky
He already said it was.
You half-wit dipshit fucktard ass-licker.
Re: Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing onc
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:58 pm
by jjreason
FUK YOU ME GOOD READERR!!!!
Re: Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing onc
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:30 pm
by Tom Foolery
Ha!
I dare somebody to print that ad out and take it into Subway next Wednesday and demand two sandwiches for $9.
Re: Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing onc
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:04 pm
by Ran
jjreason wrote:FUK YOU ME GOOD READERR!!!!
It is a good thing that you don't have a job where you are required to solve mysteries.
Re: Didn't we have a discussion about this kind of thing onc
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:11 pm
by jjreason
No mysteries on this end, my bads are nice enough to wear targets on their backs for us. They give the simpletons the easy jobs I guess.