Black Eyed Peas: Humps remix.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:47 pm

This is how I imagine Fergie singing this track to me - and only me. Naked.

Ima suck suck suck suck that dick,
Suck that dick,
Suck that dick.

Ima suck suck suck suck that dick,
Nice and quick nice and quick!

Ima reach down between my legs
between my legs
between me legs
Ima reach in and touch my eggs,
Touch my eggs touch my eggs!

Ima stick stick that finger up
Finger up
Finger up
Ima stick stick that finger up,
Finger up my butt! (yeah)

Jimmy wants to fuck me
but first he'll have to suck me
Always trying to bang me,
Wants to show his gang, see?

I know he's got the hang, see?
One great big jumbo wang, see?
That he can use to bang me
Till I just can't complain, see?

Ima suck suck suck suck that dick,
Suck that dick,
Suck that dick,
Ima suck suck suck suck that dick,
But don't you blow now, not too quick.

I guess he wanted to shoot
He got it on my gold tooth
He shot it in my hair see?
Went six feet through the air see?

And splattered on
My tits, my tits my tits my tits,
My lovely nice round tits.....
My tits, my tits my tits my tits,
My lovely nice round tits......

(repeat, and fade)

Bust that.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:06 am

My God, jj, that's fucking hilarious!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:46 pm

Well I think so - but I'm biased. These bad things happen when songs get stuck in my head.......

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:13 pm

Have you caught yourself singing that yet?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:06 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Ima reach down between my legs
between my legs
between me legs
Ima reach in and touch my eggs,
Touch my eggs touch my eggs!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
This line made me almost pee my pants.

Once again jj you amaze me with your lyrical skills.

Have you ever seen the video? I love the part where she flexes her titties.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:34 pm

I haven't seen the video, but I'm sure it's in heavy rotation and won't elude me for long. Tell me you just can't taste that nasty naughty......

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:46 am

Not to worry jj. I'll come through in the clutch again.

The video link. http://www.mp3.com/media_player/2655/4/viewer.php

The only reason I even watched the video is because of the black truck in it.

Fergie was nice but the truck is nicer.[whip]

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:08 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 Not to worry jj. I'll come through in the clutch again.

The video link. http://www.mp3.com/media_player/2655/4/viewer.php

The only reason I even watched the video is because of the black truck in it.

Fergie was nice but the truck is nicer.[whip]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Truck? What truck? I didn't see a truck.