the vynsane asylum

...I saw a homeless man with a sign that read, "Will suck cock for food." Something about him looked familiar. So I asked him.

He said he lost his job as a troll on vynsane.com and now had to resort to blowjobs to survive.

"Homeless Man?" I exclaimed. "I wondered whatever happened to you."

But then the real Homeless Man walked up from behind me and started yelling at this dude to keep off his turf. But I knew who it was when he responded by yelling, "HOMELESS MAN IS DOOMED!!"

I gave Emperor Daddypants a buck and got the shittiest BJ in history. Even being toothless, he somehow managed to use teeth.

He wanted food and you have him a dollar.

That's shitty, dude.

Read his homemade cardboard sign better next time. Fuck. It's not that hard to swing by MCDs and grab something off the dollar menu.

Oh, so now it's all about the homeless guy? What the fuck kind of pansies have we turned into at this place.

W T actual F?

No.

W T actual BJ.

*speechless*

For $2 he'll give you a Rimjob.

But that's not on the menu. It's like asking for Animal Style at In&Out. You just have to know to ask.

If you ask for an animal-style rimjob, he slathers your tallywhacker in mustard first.

You know this Emperor Daddypants is the MFPD troll who hasn't posted his predictable "Fill in the blank is DOOMED!!!" bullshit in ages and not some veiled reference to you, I hope, Jargo.

I actually forgot until now that you'd used that moniker as well on another site.

I was a trifle confused. Like 'wat da fuq I do?' I was all like an then I was like an then I was like an now I be like

Nah, bro. I'd give you tree-fitty.