Went to K-Mart for the first time in a while....

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:44 pm

Hoping to find some of the Super-Deformed Palm Talkers that were on sale today, I stopped by two K-Mart stores. Many things have changed. Of course, their policy to not actually stock cool action figures hasn't, so no luck on the Palm Talkers.

Most of the changes were minor; moving useless departments from place to place, rearranging the dramatically overpriced selection of nothing on the shelves.

But there was one very noticeable change for the better: Target no longer has the hottest employees. Great day in the morning, there was quite an assortment of 18-ish babes working in various capacities. And their new "uniform" is black slacks and white shirts, which is a lot sexier than Target's beige and red. I don't know why. Maybe it looks classier or something, so it seems more exotic to see a buttcrack when one bends over or whatever.

So in short, K-Mart as usual had nothing to take home. But that's only because I'm happily married. If I were single, it would have been a fucking poon buffet.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:26 pm

I saw a shit ton of plam talkers tonight at my K-Mart. I went in there becuase they had the buy one get one 50% off and they had shit.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:27 am

I like how Chux goes on a rant about the "poon buffet", yet KH only picks up on the SW collectables part. Way to go, buddy![beard]

I want proof of this shift in retail hotness. Until then, I will always believe that Target has the hottest chicks working for them.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:06 pm

God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:14 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi
 God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">That's because you're here.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:07 am

Man, I stopped at the same K-Mart last night, and it was like a different store. Those piggies in there. . . yuck. I wouldn't put my dick in one if I was single, I hadn't got none for ten years, and they were giving out free bags of candy corn with each blowjob.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:45 pm

Who the fuck are you to deny them your dick?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:58 pm

Needed some Pepto today because I was percolating butt coffee. The first store I came to was KMart, so I went in. Happened to wander through the toy aisle. They had a red mustang Sideswipe transformer for $11. No SW saga figs, but still had ROTS, including Tarkin. I guess there aren't that many toy collectors in this shit hole...I mean Las Cruces, NM.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:25 am

I gotta go with CS1138 on the Retailer Hottie Debate. K-Mart might have that one really hot, bored looking blonde behind the service desk who wishes she was working at Target, but mostly it's grannies and fat chicks.

Target hires women based on how well those beige pants hug their tushies. And they give 'em red shirts that are an inch too short and a size too small so when they work and lift or bend over, you get that quick flash of flesh, especially around the midriff. I can't turn my head in enough directions when I'm walking through Target.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:13 pm

at least they do not try to kill my dad at k mart they tried that one time at target lol

arnaky · Post by **arnaky** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:24 pm

God damn, it sure smells gay in here.

Oh, wait, that's just me.