Adult parties suck
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:09 am
There are no games.
There are no prizes.
There's not even a chance to maybe make out with that cute chick from third period playing Spin the Bottle.
You just stand there. There's alcohol, but you don't feel like drinking it. People you don't know and will never see again talk about bullshit. None of them are interesting. Your SO that dragged you there talks to coworkers about work things.
It's almost as much fun as getting a tumor removed from your testicular root canal.
There are no prizes.
There's not even a chance to maybe make out with that cute chick from third period playing Spin the Bottle.
You just stand there. There's alcohol, but you don't feel like drinking it. People you don't know and will never see again talk about bullshit. None of them are interesting. Your SO that dragged you there talks to coworkers about work things.
It's almost as much fun as getting a tumor removed from your testicular root canal.