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Well, the season just started, and I think there are a few people here that might care.

Some pretty high scoring games today. In fact, the Yankees scored twice while I was typing this thread. And someone threw a syringe at Barry Bonds. He didn't like it, but I thought it was funny. Cheating bastard.
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Threw a syringe at Barry? That's fucking classic. That fucker doesn't deserve to be playing.







BTW, Go Tigers!!!!!
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That was funny with Barry.


My boys kicked ass today. Awesome shit. Gotta love it.
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Post by The Ghost of Lemmys Warts »

Yeah, not a Yankees hater here since I think they're an exciting team to watch, so I enjoyed the late game last night.

As for the Reds and Dunn the blind oaf, I'd rather not think about it.
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I think the Tigers are going to do a lot better this year. Call it a hunch....

EDITED: Damn it, they date stamp the posts.
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If you look at my original post you'll see that I was with them from the beginning. Call me a fanboy and I'll have Dell suck your spleen through your pee hole.
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I wanna give a shout out to the GM, CEO, and everyone else in the front office for both the Smallville Crows and I Yank Most Yankees for all but giving me what I'll need to DOMINATE you bitches the last half of the season.

If anyone of you Snigtads can beat me in pitching, I'll pay your airfare to come visit me so I can personally massage your gooch.
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You're on punk. Better start hocking those cribs and daiper genies.
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Sorry, Skawty, but that won't be necessary. Even if Detroit goes on a skid, the numbers'll still be there.

I hesitated before I picked up essentially the entire Tigers roster, but someone always has a big night regardless of whether they win or lose. Why else would I sit Johnny Damon for Curtis Granderson, Craig Monroe, and Magglio Ordonez. :lol:

I'm not a morning person by any stretch, but I laughed my ass off the other morning watching SportsCenter. Curtis made a sweet sliding catch in center field and Steve Levy said "It's not just an Anderson. It's a GRANDerson!".

OK, maybe you had to be there. Still, it's weird to see Tigers highlights in the first five minutes of any sports highlights show, let alone the almighty SC. Us folk in Michigan got used to seeing a box score during the last five minutes, right after the WNBA scores.
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ESPN fires Harold Reynolds

Hey, maybe I can start watching ESPN again. Ha! Who am I kidding?
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I saw that on SC yesterday. I liked Harold. Him and John Kruk's fat ass were the reason I watched Baseball Tonight.
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CaptainSolo1138 wrote:I saw that on SC yesterday. I liked Harold. Him and John Kruk's fat ass were the reason I watched Baseball Tonight.
Ditto.
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Post by jjreason »

You know you're getting way too fat when you're watching the All-Star game and one of your kids says John Kruk looks like you.

Not that that's ever happened to anyone here or anything.

EDITED: Ummmm holy carp - anyone notice who's tied for 2nd in the AL Central??? Look at them Twinkies go!!!!
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Three way tie at this moment for the Wild Card between the Yanks, white Sox and Twins. Yanks win tonight and they take sole possesion, and they are up 2-0 right now
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CaptainSolo1138 wrote:
If anyone of you Snigtads can beat me in pitching, I'll pay your airfare to come visit me so I can personally massage your gooch.

Does my gooch ever need massaging now, how bout that plane ticket? Do I get double for shutting you out in pitching?

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I really shouldnt be typing that after what Dell did to our 'tars and sigs.
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