You turkeys can keep your frigging myspace

[anarky]

Seriously. This is the most wacked-out interface I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I'd rather spend the time figuring out the damned tax codes of every locality in the US, which would be only slightly less useless.

I mean, I'm not vynnie, but I can make a webpage from scratch, and this POS has me bashing my head against the wall trying to figure out things that should be incredibly basic. [frus]

So I'm deleting the account I had set up for an entire few minutes because I can think of better things to spend hours figuring out, and because that fuckhead Rupert Murdoch is the owner of the thing.

I'll see you here and on <font color="red"><b>the new other site</b></font id="red">. In the meantime, try not to molest too many kids or plan too many school shootings off in Myspace Land.[crazed]

[Slicker]

You sissy. There are 13 year olds out there that can make a page in a few minutes. If you want to start over I can give you a link that'll make your page all perty with only you clicking on the options.

[mabudon]

LMAO that's fucking rich, myspace DOMINATED anarky.....

it seems SO wrong, but I could almost quote a certain idiot here...... Sooo tempting...

[anarky]

Well, I was going to save your family the embarassment, but now you've gone and insulted me, so I'll tell the real reason:

I was registered for a mere two minutes when I was bombarded by e-mails from a mysterious "slickersmom@yahoo.com." One of them said something in the subject about important account information from Bank America. Since I don't have an account there, I was concerned and (obviously) opened the e-mail.

Attached to the message was the single most disturbing image I've <b>ever</b> seen, of a woman who looked like Bette Midler beaten mercilessly with the ugly stick. She had a horse in one orifice, a donkey in another, and a midget wearing a clown suit in the third. (Hint: the horse was in the back, the donkey was up top, and the midget was completely engulfed in the front, with room to spare.) I will never again be able to sleep at night without being haunted by this image.

As it happens, my wife was in the room when I opened this file. After she finished vomiting, she proceeded to kick me out of the house. I have slept the past three nights in a cardboard box in the rain, with my only sustenance what I've been able to scrape from the bag of cat litter she threw out.

[vynsane]

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<br />You sissy. There are 13 year olds out there that can make a page in a few minutes. If you want to start over I can give you a link that'll make your page all perty with only you clicking on the options.
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yep, and they all make me want to gouge my eyes out. not only do they have some tiled fixed background image that makes me go into fits of vertigo, but they embed videos that take the halflife of U-235 to load, hotlink to all kinds of images that leech the bandwidth of non-cheapskates like myself, add sparkly comet cursors and other such shit, and THEN have the gall to bore me to death with the events of their "life".

oh, and those "13 year-olds" are really middle-aged men sitting around their mother's basement in their underwear, anyway.

[kidhuman]

Pussy ass mother fucker. I made JT's site in ten minutes. Faggot. Want me to make you a site too?

[Antropov]

I love Myspace. It's a great time-killer.

[Tom Foolery]

Ha. MySpace. The Betamax of social media.

[Slicker]

I love Myspace. It's a great time-killer.

I want to get this quote framed.

[Jargo]

Myspace is sooooooo last century.