Now, given the source, I say this still has to be miles in the land of "Take This With a Grain of Salt," since she has been totally adamant in the past about not appearing nekkid in movies, even Closer. I somehow doubt this will come to fruition, but if it does, HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ON A SILVER PLATTER!!! And one thousand :beard:s.Hollywood beauty Natalie Portman is to appear completely naked in new movie "Goya's Ghosts". Portman will bare all in the biopic on Spanish painter Francisco Goya in which she plays the artist's muse, who is accused of atheism and then stripped as torture. The 24-year-old previously banned a naked scene she filmed for the 2004 movie "Closer" from being included in the final cut but allowed director Mike Nichols to show her dancing in a thong. At the time the actress denied the raunchy movie was a way of shedding her childlike Princess Amidala persona from Star Wars. She said, "I don't do it in order to prove something. I just go on with my life and do what feels right."
Every geek in the world will see this in the theater, at least seven times. Titanic is going to be clobbered.
I don't know about you, but I'd sit through a biopic on Slicker's Mom that stars Kathy Griffin for this. Hell, I'd sit through a film called Two hours of watching your own father teabag The Bizarro Grin with two seconds of Natalie Portman's tatas hidden somewhere in the middle so you can't just skip to that scene.
