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Possibly the greatest news in the history of mankind

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General Grievous posted this on another site and cited imdb.com news:
Hollywood beauty Natalie Portman is to appear completely naked in new movie "Goya's Ghosts". Portman will bare all in the biopic on Spanish painter Francisco Goya in which she plays the artist's muse, who is accused of atheism and then stripped as torture. The 24-year-old previously banned a naked scene she filmed for the 2004 movie "Closer" from being included in the final cut but allowed director Mike Nichols to show her dancing in a thong. At the time the actress denied the raunchy movie was a way of shedding her childlike Princess Amidala persona from Star Wars. She said, "I don't do it in order to prove something. I just go on with my life and do what feels right."
Now, given the source, I say this still has to be miles in the land of "Take This With a Grain of Salt," since she has been totally adamant in the past about not appearing nekkid in movies, even Closer. I somehow doubt this will come to fruition, but if it does, HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ON A SILVER PLATTER!!! And one thousand :beard:s.

Every geek in the world will see this in the theater, at least seven times. Titanic is going to be clobbered.

I don't know about you, but I'd sit through a biopic on Slicker's Mom that stars Kathy Griffin for this. Hell, I'd sit through a film called Two hours of watching your own father teabag The Bizarro Grin with two seconds of Natalie Portman's tatas hidden somewhere in the middle so you can't just skip to that scene.
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anarky wrote:hELL, i'D SIT THROUGH A FILM CALLED tWO HOURS OF WATCHING YOUR OWN FATHER TEABAG tHE bIZARRO gRIN.
wHY WASTE THE MONEY ON A MOVIE TICKET? yOU CAN JUST COME ON UPSTAIRS WHENEVER YOU SEE MY PIMPMOBILE IN THE DRIVEWAY. i'M SURE YOUR DADDY WON'T MIND. hE'S HAPPY JUST SO LONG AS HE'S SUCKING MY BIG BLACK POPSICLE.
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Old news...actually saw the scenes back in march or april or sometime then....sorry, I thought everyone knew that's why I didn't post it....yup....


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I'll wait to get the screen caps.
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This was debunked almost a week ago...

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Post by Ran »

Probably a good thing. By not being nude, Natalie Portman, like Carrie Fisher, probably saved millions of fanboys from blindness and hairy palms and a forrest worth of paper towels and tissues.
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I don't know. Sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination - she might be a little flat up top, and a little droopy around back. Once you've seen it, you can't UNsee it, y'know?

Unless you get hypnotized or some shit - and who the fuck wants to have to depend on that?
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Rogue II wrote:Probably a good thing. By not being nude, Natalie Portman, like Carrie Fisher, probably saved millions of fanboys from blindness and hairy palms and a forrest worth of paper towels and tissues.
I would deal with it and smile as I bump into everything.
jjreason wrote:I don't know. Sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination - she might be a little flat up top, and a little droopy around back. Once you've seen it, you can't UNsee it, y'know?

Unless you get hypnotized or some shit - and who the fuck wants to have to depend on that?
It's never better to leave anything dealing with Natalie Portman and nudity to the imagination.
She could have beef curtains to her knees and I'd still tug it to her naked.
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What if she had a wiener? Would you tug it then?
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

Has anyone seen those pics of her on the beach? Christ, my tits are bigger than hers.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Has anyone seen those pics of her on the beach? Christ, my tits are bigger than hers.
If this is the real JJL then I say welcome.

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Post by mabudon »

it's him alright, good to have some fresh blood running in these dirty, dirty veins :mabs:
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I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Post by jjreason »

That's what I'm saying. Mysteries, folks... the pics of Keira Knightley's nips poking through here wet tank top led me to the same conclusion.

And welcome indeed, Mr. JJL - don't hold us responsible if you all of a sudden turn into a drooling perv. :wink:
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mabudon wrote:it's him alright, good to have some fresh blood running in these dirty, dirty veins :mabs:
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Yes, you guys get some fresh blood, and I'll deliver my welcome package to his mother.

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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

It's really me. I changed the "Mr." to "Senor" since I was feeling Mexican at the time.

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