the vynsane asylum

So I just moved into my new apartment with my EX-girl now platonic friend. It's a one bedroom so we are sharing an air matress. And so far things have been fine. But I called her today and when she answered the phone her first words were "I'm naked." So now I'm sitting at work with this mental image of my hot, naked ex-girlfriend prancing around my furnitureless apartment and since I haven't had lovin' in over a year, I'm easily excitable. What do i do with this wood? I really don't want to spank it in the restroom at work, but i don't want my female boss to see this huge rod either. I'm trying to think about dead clubbed baby seals and retirement home orgies to get it to go away but it ain't happening.

Advice.

Read this.

You're welcome.

Yes, that Bizarro The Grin is a real boner killer. No, really, he will try suffocating it by sticking it up his ass.

Now if I were in your shoes, I'd take a long early lunch.

Man what a pickle... no doubt this is too late to be of any help, so I won't offer "assistance" but I think you just might have to

PS I could sorta see this coming