You all know where this is going, just play along.
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Mad Lib Time!!!
Moderators: Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons, Batman
place 1: School
article of clothing: Thong
Activity 1: Dry humping
Group of people: NAMBLA
collectable item 1: Rollie Fingers rookie card
collectable item 2: C-3PO tape dispenser
noun 1: shit
place 2: Target
verb 1: run
noun 2: penile implant
geographic location 1: Bermuda
geographic location 2: Iceland
person: Jesus H. Christ
school: UNLV
activity 2: felching
duration (time): a minute or three
personal issue: bipolar-ism
body part: uvula
verb 2: squat
Noun 3: dreadlock
adverb: smoothly
bad habbit: smoking
musical act: Motorhead
relative: Uncle
relationship: ?
musical act member: Lemmy
occupation: fluffer
place 3: bedroom
ability: double-jointed
object 1: racecar
object 2: rubberband
object 3: kitty litter
event: ground-shaking blowjob
article of clothing: Thong
Activity 1: Dry humping
Group of people: NAMBLA
collectable item 1: Rollie Fingers rookie card
collectable item 2: C-3PO tape dispenser
noun 1: shit
place 2: Target
verb 1: run
noun 2: penile implant
geographic location 1: Bermuda
geographic location 2: Iceland
person: Jesus H. Christ
school: UNLV
activity 2: felching
duration (time): a minute or three
personal issue: bipolar-ism
body part: uvula
verb 2: squat
Noun 3: dreadlock
adverb: smoothly
bad habbit: smoking
musical act: Motorhead
relative: Uncle
relationship: ?
musical act member: Lemmy
occupation: fluffer
place 3: bedroom
ability: double-jointed
object 1: racecar
object 2: rubberband
object 3: kitty litter
event: ground-shaking blowjob
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Go figure. I'm outside School, wearing nothing but a Thong - convenient to put on when I just roll out of bed to check the store in the morning. I haven't Dry humped yet. And I'm short on patience, as I want breakfast, but have to beat the NAMBLA first. (as it turns out there were no Rollie Fingers rookie card I was looking for, but they'd restocked the C-3PO tape dispenser, along with the rest of the new wave of those that I'd heard folks around here clamoring for, but I don't buy any of those).
Anyway, I was the first one outside the front doors as I saw some of the Nambla guys I like, and one I definitely don't get along with anymore, pull up. As I wait by the door, a shit comes up and starts conversation with me. I'd say that shit is around 21 years old or so, nice small and tight body, middle-length, dark blonde hair, pretty cute.
I have no expectations, so I didn't care if I told her I was there to buy item 1 before those other guys did.
When the doors open, I said my good-byes to her and told Rollie Fingers rookie card I had to run upstairs with the rest of the gang there (about 5 of the regulars or so) else I might miss out. Obviously I found no new toys, as I already stated what they stocked.
So I was headed back downstairs when I saw the shit in the Target and I went back and said hello again. The Shit then asked me to stay with her while she ran and tried on a penile implant
Shit was here in Bermuda from Iceland to watch Jesus H. Christ graduate from UNLV.
Shit says she comes to Bermuda for felching twice a year anyway.
Shit is out here for a minute or three as it stands.
I'm up front about my bipolar-ism, and get this: She's donated one of her uvula to a different brother of hers who needed a transplant!
She squats dreadlock smoothly.
Not to her credit, she smokes.
She loves Motorhead (my concert is next month) and her Uncle is personal friends with the lead singer (Lemmy) and a fan as well.
You'd never suspect this: but she works as a fluffer in a bedroom in Iceland! She's double-jointed and qualified on multiple race cars. (She's a soft-spoken, smart, and courteous young lady - hard to picture her with a rubberband - though she says she uses a kitty litter!)
Anyway, I invited Shit to breakfast and gave her my phone number. I sure hope I hear from her again.
What an interesting morning!
Though I didn't find any new action figures, this will go down as one of my most memorable ground-shaking blowjob.
---some one else can do the next one---
Anyway, I was the first one outside the front doors as I saw some of the Nambla guys I like, and one I definitely don't get along with anymore, pull up. As I wait by the door, a shit comes up and starts conversation with me. I'd say that shit is around 21 years old or so, nice small and tight body, middle-length, dark blonde hair, pretty cute.
I have no expectations, so I didn't care if I told her I was there to buy item 1 before those other guys did.
When the doors open, I said my good-byes to her and told Rollie Fingers rookie card I had to run upstairs with the rest of the gang there (about 5 of the regulars or so) else I might miss out. Obviously I found no new toys, as I already stated what they stocked.
So I was headed back downstairs when I saw the shit in the Target and I went back and said hello again. The Shit then asked me to stay with her while she ran and tried on a penile implant
Shit was here in Bermuda from Iceland to watch Jesus H. Christ graduate from UNLV.
Shit says she comes to Bermuda for felching twice a year anyway.
Shit is out here for a minute or three as it stands.
I'm up front about my bipolar-ism, and get this: She's donated one of her uvula to a different brother of hers who needed a transplant!
She squats dreadlock smoothly.
Not to her credit, she smokes.
She loves Motorhead (my concert is next month) and her Uncle is personal friends with the lead singer (Lemmy) and a fan as well.
You'd never suspect this: but she works as a fluffer in a bedroom in Iceland! She's double-jointed and qualified on multiple race cars. (She's a soft-spoken, smart, and courteous young lady - hard to picture her with a rubberband - though she says she uses a kitty litter!)
Anyway, I invited Shit to breakfast and gave her my phone number. I sure hope I hear from her again.
What an interesting morning!
Though I didn't find any new action figures, this will go down as one of my most memorable ground-shaking blowjob.
---some one else can do the next one---
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Thanks, Vyn. Making Mad libs out of crazy posts is fun.
Here is another one:
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Rogue II wrote: activity 1: fluffing
activity 2: pimping
activity 3: ralphing
group of people: norwegians
place 1: pluto
noun 1: carp
noun 2: mangina
activity 4: farting
noun 3: genital wart
noun 4: hockey puck
activity 5: auto-erotic asphyxiation
medical procedure: throbolitic bonerectomy
verb 1: munching
activity 6: cybersex
noun 5: kite
noun 6: boob
noun 7: wrench
noun 8: sandbag
noun 9: porcupine
verb 2: driving
activity 7: yodeling
noun 10: Ford LeCar
activity 8: bungee jumping
sensation: spider-sense
noun 11: log
body part: left nostril
noun 12: undershirt
occupation: fluffer
noun 13: tape dispenser
noun 14: molecule
noun 15: airplane
geographic location: timbucktoo
noun 16: backhair
noun 17: lampshade
noun 18: goldfish
noun 19: floppy disk
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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First, I spend countless hours fluffing, usually when I'm dressed nicely, and attending social venues or pimping.
Second, when I ralph (rarer occasions until recently), I don't generally see anyone but the usual Norwegians who haunt the front of Pluto every morning about 10-15 minutes before they open. It is rare to see carp almost any time at that hour, and very rare to see a young attractive one who I'd even consider a long association with.
Third, it is downright incredible that I had so much in common with this mangina, as both someone who farts, loves my favorite genital wart, appreciates hockey pucks, AND has been involved auto-erotic asphyxiation. The last thing is foremost on my mind because if I don't have a throbolitic bonerectomy, I WILL munch - they say in 4 years, but I really think it's more like 2. I have no plans or desire to start or continue cybersex.
I live for 3 things: manginas, kites, and boobs.
I wanted 4 things: manginas, more kites, a big, friggin' wrench to display all the kite dioramas I could build (about 20 6-foot long sandbag, plus smaller ones and porcupine driving from the ceilings), and a boob career because I'd be a natural at telling people how yodel! (I have the uncanny ability to see through Ford LeCars).
In any case, bungee jumping involved 4 hours, 3 days a week, of all the logs being drained out of your body, cleaned, and put back into your body. People typically are spider-sensitive, become very skinny and weakened, plus have to have log attachments surgically installed in their left nostril (called fistulas) that all combine to make them less attractive.
Since I already told you what's important to me, and I would definitely no longer attract the kinds of mangina I like, and I'd lack the time and undershirt to engineer becoming a fluffer, that would leave me with enough life only to covet my kite collection - and who knows if I'd be able to cover the tape dispenser I really want to reside in, until I am able to sell some molecules?
Then I estimate that getting all the airplanes and so forth, especially in the custom sizes I'll need for Timbucktoo and the like, could cost me upwards of $5,000 easily.
So: I conclude that we all munch. If I go sooner than later with little left to live for, I'm not missing out on much and I've already lived a great life for someone so young - predominatly because my parents munched so young and I've had the backhair to do a lot of things.
I ask for no lampshades, not even goldfish - just floppy disks. That's the way I am.
Second, when I ralph (rarer occasions until recently), I don't generally see anyone but the usual Norwegians who haunt the front of Pluto every morning about 10-15 minutes before they open. It is rare to see carp almost any time at that hour, and very rare to see a young attractive one who I'd even consider a long association with.
Third, it is downright incredible that I had so much in common with this mangina, as both someone who farts, loves my favorite genital wart, appreciates hockey pucks, AND has been involved auto-erotic asphyxiation. The last thing is foremost on my mind because if I don't have a throbolitic bonerectomy, I WILL munch - they say in 4 years, but I really think it's more like 2. I have no plans or desire to start or continue cybersex.
I live for 3 things: manginas, kites, and boobs.
I wanted 4 things: manginas, more kites, a big, friggin' wrench to display all the kite dioramas I could build (about 20 6-foot long sandbag, plus smaller ones and porcupine driving from the ceilings), and a boob career because I'd be a natural at telling people how yodel! (I have the uncanny ability to see through Ford LeCars).
In any case, bungee jumping involved 4 hours, 3 days a week, of all the logs being drained out of your body, cleaned, and put back into your body. People typically are spider-sensitive, become very skinny and weakened, plus have to have log attachments surgically installed in their left nostril (called fistulas) that all combine to make them less attractive.
Since I already told you what's important to me, and I would definitely no longer attract the kinds of mangina I like, and I'd lack the time and undershirt to engineer becoming a fluffer, that would leave me with enough life only to covet my kite collection - and who knows if I'd be able to cover the tape dispenser I really want to reside in, until I am able to sell some molecules?
Then I estimate that getting all the airplanes and so forth, especially in the custom sizes I'll need for Timbucktoo and the like, could cost me upwards of $5,000 easily.
So: I conclude that we all munch. If I go sooner than later with little left to live for, I'm not missing out on much and I've already lived a great life for someone so young - predominatly because my parents munched so young and I've had the backhair to do a lot of things.
I ask for no lampshades, not even goldfish - just floppy disks. That's the way I am.
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awesome. i don't know why every home doesn't have one.
great stuff! i laughed my ass off at the
"incredible that I had so much in common with this mangina, as both someone who farts, loves my favorite genital wart, appreciates hockey pucks, AND has been involved auto-erotic asphyxiation."
i think we should add a link to the original posts, just so we can compare and contrast. also, maybe we should bold the replacement words, as it's always funnier to emphasize them.
i'm going to hunt for a good post to madlibize. perhaps by our favorite "industry insider". what i really want to do is punch him in the face!
great stuff! i laughed my ass off at the
"incredible that I had so much in common with this mangina, as both someone who farts, loves my favorite genital wart, appreciates hockey pucks, AND has been involved auto-erotic asphyxiation."
i think we should add a link to the original posts, just so we can compare and contrast. also, maybe we should bold the replacement words, as it's always funnier to emphasize them.
i'm going to hunt for a good post to madlibize. perhaps by our favorite "industry insider". what i really want to do is punch him in the face!
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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noun 1: bottle
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number 1: 42
number 2 (higher than number 1): 69
noun 3: turd
noun 4: television
noun 5: cow
unit of time 1: hour
verb, past tense 1: shat
theastic deity 1: Elvis
noun 6: toenail clipping
verb, present tense 1: masturbate
year 1: 1066
year 2 (higher than year 1): 2010
adjective 1: horny
verb, past tense 2: vomited
number 3: 12
body part, plural 1: titties
adjective 2: voluptuous
noun 7: crayon
noun 8: condom
verb, past tense 3: pimp-slapped
period of time 1: century
number 4: pi
adjective 3: androgynous
year 3: 1956
movie title: Anaconda: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
vynsane.com forumite: Slicker
eating establishment: Jack In The Box
food item 1: celery stick
verb, present tense 2: undress
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profession, plural: hookers
verb, past tense 4: spanked
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*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!