Bootleg "It's Happy Bunny" shit

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Bootleg "It's Happy Bunny" shit

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When's this gonna happen? You know all the offensive bootleg Calvin & Hobbes shit came out quick and is still around (kids now think he's just a dude who pisses on the Ford logo on the back of rednecks' cars).

It's Happy Bunny can actually be fucking hilarious. (Next time you're in the bookstore, read the books. They'll make you piss yourself. Valuable life lessons like "Don't be a jerk, and make friends with bears so they'll eat jerks.")

But it's all borderline insulting. So when do we see shirts of Happy Bunny pointing at his crotch with the caption "Suck this, asshole"? Or one that says, "Godammit, my balls itch"?

I wonder about such things. Sad, isn't it.
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Post by vynsane »

i always hate the pissing calvin. wanna key the fucker's cars.

happy bunny is pretty funny. "you smell like butt."

most likely it's only a matter of time until it's usurped by some unoriginal stupid fucks that have the brilliant idea you postulate up there.
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Every time I see a pissing Calvin, I want to pull the motherfucker out of the car and beat him with a brick while screaming, "You're the fucking reason he stopped making the strip, dipshit!!!"
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Post by Antropov »

Rocketboy has been on a mission now for several years in search of a pissing Calvin pissing on a pissing Calvin.
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Post by Slicker »

I laugh everytime I see that happy bunny shit. It's so insluting but has the cleanist language (most of the time).
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />Rocketboy has been on a mission now for several years in search of a pissing Calvin pissing on a pissing Calvin.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">And one pissing on any NASCAR related number/name.
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Post by jjreason »

Good luck.... I'm sure it's NASCAR that's responsible for the production of those things somehow. Those and Jack Daniel's.
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