Long John Silvers

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Post by Eternal Padawan »

I hadn't eaten there in over a decade but I was jonesing for some hush puppies in a major way. It was damn greasy delish and my bowels are hating me for it, but I went anyway.


MMMmmmmmmm....hush puppies.
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Post by Antropov »

I haven't eaten there in years either. How are they still in business? As weird as it sounds, I actually like their fish-flavored chicken.
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Post by kidhuman »

I hate fish and hate LJS. I wish that place would get blown the fuck up
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Post by jjreason »

CS1138 - Does it smell like fish and taste like chicken, or vice versa?

And what the hell are hush puppies, anyhow? Is it a tater tot or just batter?
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Post by kidhuman »

Its corn all wrapped up in dough, some nasty shit if ya ask me.
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Post by anarky »

It depends on how they're made. Some are tasteless and are like greasy blobs of cardboard. But when they're sweet and have just a touch of onion (like LJS's), they're scrum-diddly-umtious.
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Post by Antropov »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />CS1138 - Does it smell like fish and taste like chicken, or vice versa?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">See, the bad part about this site and the denizens that inhabit it is that I don't know if that's a legitimate question or not.[:D]

Assuming for a moment that it is, I will say al little of both. It tastes and smells like fish <i>and</i> chicken.

Assuming for a moment that it's not, I will say that I make her wash it first.
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Post by Slicker »

Strangely enough that's the one thing I like about LJS is the chicken. I like just a massive hunk of chicken in my mouth.
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Post by kidhuman »

I guess its like your women, all white and battered, so it must be good.
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Post by jjreason »

God, but when you realize the chunk of chicken in your mouth is maybe a little TOO big, you start wondering if your weiner might be a touch on the petite side. Some chickens have bigger clits than others.
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LONG JOHN SILVERS IS DOOMED!!!!
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