Simple pleasures in life

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:12 pm

You know what I like?

I like when I'm buying SW figures, normally at Wal-Mart, but sometimes at K-Mart and very occasionally at Target (their register setup is a bit different), when you use the ATM terminal and the cashier automatically assumes you're an idiot because most customers are, and she leans over to show you how to use it, and you get a glorious free shot of some hot young cleavages.

How 'bout you?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:16 pm

Yeah, that is nice getting that bend over cleavage shot.

Two totally different kind of simple pleasures:

No-wipers (even though you need to wipe once to discover that it was a no-wiper).

The cold side of the pillow.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:27 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Diabolical
 

The cold side of the pillow.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Ahhh...good one.

One of my personal favorites is when you heft the cereal box and it feels like there are about 4 little Cinnamon Toast Crunches in it but you pour it into a bowl nonetheless and lo and behold it fills the entire bowl!!!

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:25 am

I saw a real good cleavage display the other day. The wife & I took our son to the zoo & we ran into some chick she knew. She had on this low cut tank top type thing on & upon bending over to goo-goo gaa-gaa at my son she just about let those puppeis loose. I was pushing the stroller & had my sunglasses on so I got a totally unobstructed, uninterrupted view of cleve-land. I'm pretty sure I saw the edge of a nipple.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:34 am

Good stuff, Slim!

I like the first cigarette of the day. It's so much better than the following nineteen for some reason.

Farting in the shower and laughing out loud at how bad it smells.

My newest favorite thing is when my son falls asleep on my chest when I'm laying on the couch watching TV.

Seeing updates on frequently checked websites when you're really bored at work.

The "whale tail".

Driving with the windows down and the CD player turned up.

Finding a box of Hot Pockets in the back of the freezer.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:10 am

Finding money in last years winter jacket

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:51 am

Simple pleasures are doomed

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:21 am

Knowing that you are better than at least one person (i.e. emperordaddypants) in the entire world.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:48 am

The smell of new toys.

Ripping open a new package of 100 backing boards.

Getting boxes in the mail.

Kianna Dior.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:58 am

The smell of new electronics.

Filling that hole in your collection.

KFC Famous Bowls

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:00 am

Those HUGE dumps that collect on the front of the toilet bowl and slide down independently after the bowl drains of water.

Visiting here and seeing a 'Hoff face

When Hayden and Hannah decide they don't need to eat for four hours, resulting in a little sleep for us.

Playing "Guitar Hero" for four hours while Hayden and Hannah are asleep.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:59 pm

Reading posts that contain the word "'Hoff" in them, referring to David Hasselhoff. What a fitting fucking icon for this place - th tool of all tools telling us some other tool has posted something inane for us all to make gay jokes about.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:58 pm

tom Skerrit wanting to talk to you about windows vista...

i laughed my ass off...

"i'm tom skeritt. i want to show you what windows vista can do for you... cuz i needed the money."