Greetings, everyone!

DeadEye · Post by **DeadEye** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:26 pm

This site is really cool! I've been lurking here for a few years, but I've never been able to register. Every time I tried, I got a weird error message that said, "Nice try, jerky."

But this morning, I tried again, and voila! I'm in! I got up pretty early this morning, because Natalie is always in the mood when she wakes up, and I don't like to be late to ROTC drills. After we were done doing our thing, I went outside to shoot my guns, but it was raining. So I figured I'd try registering here again while I waited for the school bus, and this time I was able to register.

I really like the new look. Vynsane, you made a wise choice selling the domain to the guys at Action Online.

I'm a little disturbed to see many old faces from SSG talking about how gay they are in their signatures. God damn, I hate gays! If I wouldn't get arrested, I'd shoot one or two every day after boinking Natalie. Oh well. I see Amy and Dell and a few others seem to be straight, so I'm not too worried. I'll just keep from turning my back on the rest of you.

I also noticed you guys complaining about an SSG member named Asshole. I did a search there under my current name, and I couldn't find any such user. Did all the butt sex go to your minds?

Well, I plan to stick around, despite all the homoerotic vibes. If any of you decide to switch teams and need some girl advice, let me know. I'm a total pro with the ladies.

Hoom!

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:45 pm

ah, sonovabitch, what tok u so long u r kewl!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:29 pm

this place is so kewl!. First AO takes over and now this kewl dued is here. may b he can teech us 2 b straigt!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:47 pm

WELLCOME DEAD EYE DO NOT MIND THESE FAGGS I HAEV TRYED 2 BAND THEM BUTT IT HAS NOT WERKED YET I AM STEAL WOERKING ON IT!!

ALL HEELL DOOSHE!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:43 pm

Maybe you should work on fuckin his Dead optical sight thingy.

Got you good, burn bitch ass.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:02 am

Deadeye's mother is one of the best at giving head. Afterwards, your shaft and head have a shine to them. You now need sunglasses to look directly at my cock.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:41 pm

dEADEYE, YOU'RE A LIAR. tHERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US. yOU'VE NEVER MET nATALIE pORTMAN, MUCH LESS BANGED HER. i, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE MADE YOUR DADDY SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGIE ON MANY OCCASIONS. aS I RECALL, YOU ONCE WATCHED US, JACKED OFF INTO YOUR HAND, THEN MIXED THE GOOEY NASTINESS INTO A MUG OF cOCA-cOLA, AND DRANK IT DOWN WHILE MUMBLING, "mAN, i WISH i WAS A DADDY SO bIZARRO tHE gRIN WOULD NOTICE ME."

yOU'RE A DISTURBED LITTLE BOY, dEADEYE.