Captain Funtime is in the hospital

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:00 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 I stopped in yesterday to wish him a happy new year, but the nurse said his doctors were too busy buttbanging him.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">They must be test running the new asshole he got. I think I may have torn something last time I pulled up the reins on ol' Roy.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:10 am

So Slick, you are comng out of the closet? Must have been all the long hours on the boat with all them other guys huh?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:21 am

Jesus, Slicker, "pulled up the reigns" is just another gem in the crown that is your online hilarity. Fucking awesome......

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:55 am

Jesus Christ, a guy goes off on a pussy binge for a few weeks and rumors start flying. Anarky, you better hope I dont see your pirate lovin ass on the streets mother fucker. I will kill you and any unborn children you might have you faggot bitch.

Slicker finally admitting he is gay? About time, now you dont have to feel guilty about buying KY-Jelly

JJ, you're still fuckin Canadian, so Fuck you.

Slimmie, I fucked your mother in every orifice she had, and I made up some new ones too.

Solo, those twins are mine bitch.

KH, thanks for the kind words.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:24 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by captain funtime
 Solo, those twins are mine bitch.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I want to see some fuckin' child support, you deadbeat cock knocker. Word.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:38 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by captain funtime
 Jesus Christ, a guy goes off on a pussy binge for a few weeks and rumors start flying. Anarky, you better hope I dont see your pirate lovin ass on the streets mother fucker. I will kill you and any unborn children you might have you faggot bitch.

Slicker finally admitting he is gay? About time, now you dont have to feel guilty about buying KY-Jelly

JJ, you're still fuckin Canadian, so Fuck you.

Slimmie, I fucked your mother in every orifice she had, and I made up some new ones too.

Solo, those twins are mine bitch.

KH, thanks for the kind words.
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Will you please do us all a favor & just stop breathing.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:36 pm

No kidding, he's a miserable bastard isn't he? Funtime - get your shit together or you WILL wind up in the hospital.

Oh, and all that "pussy" you were on about....... was it Sugah_Honey again or some other $2 ho?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:43 pm

It was homeless man.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:26 pm

He has a pussy? Holy shit!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:00 pm

No but he is a pussy.

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:02 pm

Ah ahm so sorray Ah deed not see zees soonair. Ah'm sure his mothair she ees devastated, non? Ah vill go and console hair. I always enjoy consolayng Capitan Funtahm's mothair, as she vill do anythahng for zee crack rock, no? Hmm hmm hmm hmm!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:26 pm

anarky wrote:I stopped in yesterday to wish him a happy new year, but the nurse said his doctors were too busy buttbanging him.

mE AMOR DRESSING UP LIKE UN DOCTOR Y GOING A LA HOSPITAL. tHOSE GOWNS THEY WEAR HAVE...HOW YOU SAY...EL EASY ACCESS.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:39 pm

DUZ NOTMATTER, HE IS A GAY!!! + A RETRAD!!!!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:20 pm

A... retread of... what, you dastardly fiend?