Times when it's really funny to state the obvious

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Times when it's really funny to state the obvious

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I had a friend once who used to walk up to obviously pregnant women in the mall and say, "Well, somebody fucked you, huh?"
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You're mom is a goode fcuk, so is ur sistar.

Burrrrrrrn, i Got you good bich!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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anarky wrote:I had a friend once who used to walk up to obviously pregnant women in the mall and say, "Well, somebody fucked you, huh?"

Fat People: "Somebody likes the carbs...."
"Jenny Craig called. She said she had your refund..."
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Bich I will suck ur tittyes drie + still be home in tiem 2 make sweet luv to ur mommas mouth!!!

So if this is about Snigtad's gramma, then it references both his gramma and great gramma. And since his great gramma died before he was born, he's fucking a curdled up, old corpse in her decaying fetid, rotten mouth.

What kind of sick son of a bitch are you , you disgusting little shit?
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GOD DAM U I AM SUPRIZED U CAN TALK AT ALL WITH A BIG STNKY BILBO IN YOU'RE MOUTH!!!!

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Christ, Snigtad, reading your posts makes us all a little stupiderer.
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:GOD DAM U I AM SUPRIZED U CAN TALK AT ALL WITH A BIG STNKY BILBO IN YOU'RE MOUTH!!!!

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I'm suprised you aren't a quivering ball of tears after your grandpa prodded you with his entire set of golf clubs and then made you clean up the bloody shit mess you left over with your tongue. That would scar anyon...oh wait. You ARE FUCKED in the head.

Who do you like getting fucked by more? The men in your family, or the women?
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