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anarky
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Okay, whew! I was worried how to tell my daughter when she's older that her old man is a virgin.
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Born again, my friend. Born again.
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I believe it is called "vaginal rejuvination".
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I dated this girl who had only been with one guy five years previous, and she had some serious rejuvination going. Nice and tight. We're talking three strokes and done.
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