now THIS is REAL ultimate power...

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:53 pm

never one to not jump on a bandwagon, here's my go at a RUP site...

http://www.vynsane.com/rup.php

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 8:11 am

Nice man!! I once had a teacher that used to refer to himself as possessing a sloth's "natural speed, grace and agility". He hated the things, thought they were more useless than cows, even. He also test-drove cars for porsche, and had to leave one teaching job (he was in his 40's) deu to the fact that he married one of his students (high school!!) true story, and of real ultimate power, at that. Like the Leafs,or ninjas.

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Mon Oct 14, 2002 12:17 pm

that's crazy! he married one of his students when he was in his 40's??? so that's how it is in canada, eh?

sloths are just so funny looking... them and goats. they look like stupid animals. that's why as part of the "weapons and gear" section, i highlighted the "stupid grin..."

my friend jeremy and i had a strange fascination with them in college. one night we got really drunk and started tearing the pages out of these books that he stole from the library that he worked for that were all about goats and sloths, and were just throwing the pictures out the window of his dorm room while other students and such were walking by... ah, good times...

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 6:29 pm

Dude...people say I look like a goat are you saying I am funny looking?
Dude...don't make me unload my sloth on you...it will kick your ass to hong kong and back and then yet back again to hong kong....and then back one more time cause I wouldn't want to leave you stranded in hong kong....unless of course you know someone there and then you wouldn't be stranded and then the sloth would have to .... alright I had a point and in this short amount of time I lost it so ....damnit

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Fri Oct 18, 2002 11:13 pm

that's nice that you don't want to leave me stranded in hong kong. although over there i might meet a ninja master who wanted to teach me the badass ways of the ninjaness...

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 9:06 am

Yeah, that teacher.. he was really funny, man, he was the man I blame for opening my eyes to global conspiracy... he was the guy who started me on the dark path of disbelieving what I was told by tv etc... he's responsible for me not believing in the moon landings, curse him.. he was real funny though. he retired a couple years ago, and all his teacher friends were there (I see some of them around from time to time, it's a small town, that's where this anecdote came from) and they were all pissed off at him for having a foxy 20 something as his wife still while they were stuck with grey hairs.
He was always upbeat, and with good reason.
No, jk3k, usually that's not Canada at all (btw, my wife/gf is 8 years younger than me, when we met she was 17 and i was 25, but we didn't get together till she was 20:))
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ULTIMATE POWER!!!FOR REAL!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:50 pm

You're page dos not werk, it was probly shaiemd that u are so gay + it ran a way.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:22 pm

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:You're page dos not werk, it was probly shaiemd that u are so gay + it ran a way.

now it works, dingleberry... FEEL THE WRATH OF PHP!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:26 pm

vynsane wrote:
Snigtad Flornbi wrote:You're page dos not werk, it was probly shaiemd that u are so gay + it ran a way.
now it works, dingleberry... FEEL THE WRATH OF PHP!!!

You know, vyn, if you could find a chick to model the sloth camisole and classic sloth thong, your site would make the untapped boobie sourse thread.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:30 pm

Rogue II wrote:
vynsane wrote:
Snigtad Flornbi wrote:You're page dos not werk, it was probly shaiemd that u are so gay + it ran a way.
now it works, dingleberry... FEEL THE WRATH OF PHP!!!
You know, vyn, if you could find a chick to model the sloth camisole and classic sloth thong, your site would make the untapped boobie sourse thread.

ha! i should just p-shop up a pic like that...

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:23 pm

Photoshop is probably the way to go. Hiring a model to pose for you might piss off the wife.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:06 pm

I wil pose 4 it, then u can JACK OFF TO ME GAY FAGG!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:18 pm

So Snigtad admits to being a cross-dresser. You know Snigtad, there is a little town south of here called Tiajuana you might. I'm sure you'd do it for free, but you probably can get paid to get fucked by a donkey.