Tigers, tigers, and tigers, OH MY!

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:32 pm

I believe tigers may be trying to take over the world and their uprising is starting now. First Roy, of the Seigfried, goes down due to a vicious mauling (you know a video of that has to be floating out there somewhere) and then a fucking full blown tiger is found in a harlem apartment. Slowly these felines will be roaming through the streets devouring as they go. It's like the beginning of evolution into the Thundercats realm. That would be cool if only I wasn't going to be dead so that I could see it.

Anyway, just wanted to warn you all, behind every shadow there may be a tiger waiting to eat you.

Peace![^]

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:59 pm

I can't help but wonder about the dude in Harlem. A tiger is bad. A caiman is bad. But together, and for two years? Wouldn't one of them eaten the other?

Tigers are good creatures in the grand scheme of things, because they destroy otters. Goddamn otters!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:09 pm

dammit, this thread was MINE I tells ya!!! MINE!!!!!

well, anyway, yeah, the whole Roy HORN getting taken down by a tiger is sorta fun.... I mean, he played with fire a LONG time.... good thing the tiger preferred "spit" to "swallow" *ba-doom*

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:42 pm

I think the caiman was sort of like the tigers bitch, ya know...and you don't eat your bitches unless you are really in the mood.
And I feel no ownership to this thread, so mabudon, if you want it, it's yours. Remember, I'm but a bacon....which by they way I take offense to. I don't like bacon. In fact I am starting to hate the fact that whenever I order a burger now a days I have to ask to have the bacon removed. I should never have to ask to have things removed, only added. I know the vynsane ways have become bacon...but let me say that I am a revolutionary in here.
whatever.
g'night folks, get home safe and stay away from tigers
[cy]

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:20 pm

Well, you didn't hear this from me, but it's an Otter uprising. The tigers are the muscle, the Otters are the silent scheming brain behind it all.

But how do the 2003 Detroit "Almost the Suckiest Team in the Entire History of Baseball" Tigers fit into it? If I was them, I would've thrown those last few games, just to have SOME kind of something they could be good at. They can't even suck the best. Losers.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:10 pm

They are brainwashing America into loving tigers. They tried to become a household name and have because you remembered the fact that they sucked so badly.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:30 am

As a Tiger fan - imagine that for a second - IM appalled at all of you for your mistrust. Tigers are nice, they love you. They are your friend. If you see a Tiger on the street - don't run. Go pet the Tiger. Tigers love it when you check to see how big their teeth are by pulling back their lips... and don't be too gentle. Give it a good yank. Then tell the Tiger to suck you off... to them it's a joke!! They'll think you're part of the family! Don't worry - they'd NEVER eat you for it. EVER! Trust me.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 12:01 pm

I saw a blurb on the CNN ticker this morning that there was a tiger attack yesterday or this morning in Arizona or one of the other states that start with an 'A.'

Scary.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:08 pm

Tigers are mammals.

Tigers flip out and kill people (and other assorted animals).

Ergo......

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:01 pm

Mammals kill people?

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:56 pm

yep, the tiger epidemic is upon us! lo, and there shall be a magician mauling, and a tiger found in an unusual place, and an attack in a state with a name that starts with the letter "A," and then the CHUDS will come...

just wait til the evil sloth ninja army what devours genitalia like no one's business...

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 9:21 am

Tigers = Ninjas.....
BRILLIANT!!!! No wonder they've been so seemingly rare... no wonder Tigers are so rare.... there's prolly billions of ninja tigers all over, they don't WANT to be counted.... better tell the WWF, boys!!! (NOT the wrestling one)

Anyone catch Siegfried on larry king the other night??? I think he was playing down the ninja techniques employed by the tiger... the interview was pretty weird, there was this *ahem* HANDLER guy there to field most of the questions.... it was just odd, is all.....

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:26 am

Its not just tigers folks.. Hate to break this news, but now BEARS are feeling slighted.. It turns out, Bear lover extrodinare and his honey decided to become Bear snacks for a few Alaskan grizzlies.. seems his love for bears went to the extereme.. again. some things should be left alone. Poor bears lost thier lives cause of these jerks. Kudos to the bears for culling the crowd a bit.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/977560.asp?0dm=C26AN

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:06 am

Animals always win. My personal favourite is that big buck deer kicking the living piss and shit out of that fucking redneck with the hunting camo on. Fuck him, that fucking deer kicked his fucking ass sideways.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:58 am

Well Roy Horn had 25% of his skull removed to relieve pressure on his brain. They put his skull into his abdomen so they can replace it later on. Nasty Shit!!!!