So...who is it?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:20 pm

Well, looks like he's come out (of the closet? not quite):

HanSololol wrote:Sadly, you've just witnessed my commission of forum suicide. First of all, everyone jump Mabs and Slick, and beat them with a rubber hose. They're the only ones who know who I am. Actually Slicker told me Mabs was crying and I was forced to reveal myself via PM.

The number of accusations leveled at the (circumstantially) correct individual is astonishing, given that every single occurrence of "evidence" was in no way effected by him. An unfortunate number of coincidences, and my own subscription to the ways of The Nerd, left a lot of fingers pointed at Slicker. He does maintain plausible deniability, however, as it wasn't his idea for me to do this. He never even suggested a single topic to write about or the manner in which I should do so. Sucks to be him.

El Chuxter, good game. Alas, at this point, I have fallen madly in love with you and wish to have your ASCII babies. Unfortunately I have to critique your powers of observation in this paragraph. If you look carefully there was never any age discrepancy beyond what everyone assumed HanSololol's age was (based on the manner of speech, and I can't fault you for this since it was literally retarded). I will say that the apparent inconsistencies in my story were planned and I hoped it would make the character more believable (e.g. completely moronic). I failed; you guys are seasoned vets, so I'm packin' up the old velcro shoes.

Everyone who ruined their sig in my honor: I salute you. I was in tears laughing every time I saw them. Vyn's was the first. Chuxter's made me cry and ruin my pants simultaneously.

I think I have to declare Mabs the winner here: "tho I still have this suspicion that ONE of us who has NEVER Nerbled is responsible." He called it first. Chuxter's evidence is insurmountable, however he now owes me a pair of pants. So Mabs wins.

Whomever you choose as the recipient of your ire, please remember every misspelling, failed joke, questionable and above all creepy implication, and beat them that much harder for it. Oh, and this should help: I debated using, as the explanation for my week-long absence, a "Save the Wolverines" convention, but I couldn't even type that one straight.

See you on Vynsizzle.

Chux: 34W/36L

So, who is it, Slick and mebeducks?

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:24 pm

Not me, that dum ass spels to bad too be me!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:35 pm

It was/is neither Anarky. I know now too whom it was/is. I will not be the one who tells. I will leave it to Slick if he feels like telling us.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:38 pm

Extremely well written, I know CS is capable of that.... but the IPs don't line up. Odd it is, and often best left unsolved.

I think I'm the only one here who isn't hell-bent on figuring every alter ego out though.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:37 pm

*raises hand*
I know.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:49 pm

I know too!!!

But I'm still not telling.

Only because I know it's just killing Chux inside that someone, other than him, can play the forum game soooooo well.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:57 pm

Who the fuck is Chux?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:47 am

The plot thickens. And dissipates. All at the same time in some creepy, gothic metaphor.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:28 am

It was the butler

hyena · Post by **hyena** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:34 am

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Giraffe · Post by **Giraffe** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:03 am

*Giraffe sound*

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:15 pm

So who is it? It can't be kidhuman or mabudon, methinks; their writing style is too far off from this final note.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:17 pm

It was Slicker's Mom.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:21 pm

And now it all makes sense. She pulled the dick out of her ass and started typing like a normal human being.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:30 pm

I still think it's Chux...