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Really funny fuckin story

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I was on the phone today with a customer and he was pretty irate at the company. He was also on his cell phone talking to another company and he was screaming at this guy. He asked me to hold on while he talked to them. I said ok and hit the mute button. He asked the guy for his name and ID number. He then said:

Are you laughng at me? he repeated this 4 times before he said:


How would you like me to drive there and fill for face full of slaps.


I lost it. I could not think of anything but Funtime on RS speaking of the pocketful of slaps. Good thing I had him on mute or he would have heard me laughing at him.
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HA HA HA HA HA!!

THIS WAS ONE OF MY MOST TRUSTED PURPLE MINIONS, ATTEMPTING TO GAIN YOUR CONFIDENCE!!

BEHOLD MY MINION, AND DESPAIR, FOR NOW THAT HE KNOWS YOUR METHODS, HE COMES FOR YOU ALL!!

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Fill your face full of slaps?


I think someone watched too many Budweiser Super Bowl commercials.
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