Which vynsaniac do you least wish to have sex with?

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Which vynsaniac do you least wish to have sex with?

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I'll go first:

You. Don't take it personally. We can still be buds. I just don't want no dick-in-bung action, got it?

Your turn.
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JJL, if he can suck his own, I dont want it anywhere near me. (not that I would, but if forced to choose)
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Amy. http://www.vynsane.com/forum/memberlist ... file&u=272

That is, if she is in fact a chick and doesn't have any STDs.
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Double_G wrote:Amy. http://www.vynsane.com/forum/memberlist ... file&u=272

That is, if she is in fact a chick and doesn't have any STDs.
wait... you'd LEAST like to have sex with amy if she's a chick and doesn't have STDs?

so, using logic, you WANT to have sex with someone who ISN'T a chick and DOES have STDs. interesting.
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Hey, Snigtad, Double_G would like to talk to you.
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kidhuman wrote:JJL, if he can suck his own, I dont want it anywhere near me. (not that I would, but if forced to choose)
Kidhuman, since if he's gonna be that ungrateful, then I'll just leave him alone. :cry: :lol:
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Oh, wait a minute. Fuck me for not reading the title correctly. I looked right past the "least" part. Fuckin' sue me for being tired in the morning.

The one I'd least want to have sex with is Captain Funtime. He probably wouldn't even look at you while making love.
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I guess I'd do his wife, though. If I had to do someone here. She's a slut, and it sorta seems like they're separated and she got a restraining order keeping him away from these boards.
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Least: Santa Clause.


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If we're going for "most," then Calamity Jane seems like she would be a hot fuck. Plus, she talks about cocksucking a lot.
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But she prefers the company of women.

And she's kinda uber-fug.
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Hey, this place ain't exactly full of hot chicks.
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Slicker, assuming he is anything like his mom.

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