This should make you feel better

[Sambo]

...when you standing next to me in de bathroom at Target and you are confused about the size of yo Ding Dong. If you gots any questions, remember you can ask de zookeeper. He done seen a LOT o dick!! I think mebbe dat's Funtime's pappy!!

[Double_G]

I watched the whole damn video. That was some funny shit!

"I'm trying to find my keys!"

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Jeez, if the kid got it up for that bitch in the Han Solo clothes, there MUST be something wrong with his body.

And I love nothing more than discussing my masturbation habits in front of complete strangers at the zoo and then shaking their hands.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Oh the humanity!


Without the extensive title cards, this could just be some truck driver lady making a phone call.

And I would like to say that right BEFORE she got in the car that drove away, 100 jawas, a british butler, and Pete's Dragon all got out of the car, the dragon farted out the cure for cancer, but it fell into the sewer, and George Bush indian leg wrestled with a clone of Adolph Hitler...but the cameraman missed all THAT too.

And those poor children. They are SO traumatized by all the filthy prostitution going on around them. Just look at their poor confused, traumatized little faces...oh, wait. That's lethargy and boredom.


Well, JohnTV. You've convinced me what a heinous grievance all this whoring is having on the youth of Bumphuqville, Anystate USA. Good thing it's on youtube for everyone to see.

[anarky]

So we have Rollo Red and Rollo Blue? I'm surprised you didn't go with Reign of the Eternal Padawans.

[Rollo Tomassi]

When you're stuck at work on a Saturday evening, you find things to entertain yourself with. Youtube only goes so far.