Gasoline in a BONG

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:16 am

http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/board ... 155&page=1
You'd hope this wasn't real but I think it may actually be.....
Gotta love Phish fans "Dude, that song is like 2 hours long it's fucking AWESOME"

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:46 am

What a fuckin moron. The worst thing I ever put in a bong was milk...bleck

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:43 am

hmm.. I thought you were supposed to put your weed in there?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:50 am

My God, some of the replies......

"Why did you buy premium? You could have done the same with 87 octane."

Fucking priceless!!!! And how 'bout "Are you a Wookie?" Jesus.........

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:37 pm

Yes, man, I couldn't read too far but the first bit is just killer...
"enough with the insults, I almost died"
LMAO
poor fucking stupid kid- makes Sniggy look like a Rhodes scholar [beard]
And MILK??? Damn, son, that is just plain WRONG for so many reasons, all's I gotta say about that

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:23 pm

Wouldn't any cold fluid do the trick? I thought the whole idea was to cool off the smoke. Does the fluid change the flavour?

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:14 am

most likely something about the heat going through the milk would curdle it or something... then you'd be smoking through buttermilk. or just sour milk. or i'm gonna go throw up now.

if that story is true, he proved that darwinism no longer works for the human race. i should create an "anti-hero" called "darwin-man" who goes around taking care of the dumbasses out there that natural selection missed...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:35 am

Vyn you hit it exactly. I put cold milk in there and the heat turned it sour. I wanted to puke real bad.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:54 pm

LOL no wonder you had to stop hittin tha buddha KH
The liquid is to cool the smoke down and to filter out the larger particles- same idea as a hookah with tobacco, just so ya know JJ

Ususally in practice though, the thing the liquid is best for is making a big puddle when someone inadvertently knocks the damn thing over [beard]

But yeah, gasoline is just plain dumb (great idea on "Darwin Man" BTW vyn, where is he when the world so clearly needs him) but MILK that is totally ridiculous- it wasn't a Phish fan that gave you the idea was it KH?? Or did you somehow not have any water on hand, just a few quarts of moo juice??

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:30 pm

There is always water on hand, tap water. I just wanted to try something different. Give it a little taste. Needless to say after one hit, it got filled with water....

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:32 am

Swamp water much worse than milk hmmmmmmmmm

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:56 am

see, you dont put milk, nor water.. for truely cool smoke.. you put in some ICE.

I should post a picture of the trooper.. then again.. maybe I shouldnt. but you guys would be proud. maybe.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:00 am

Depends on what you're calling "the Trooper" these days, Smo. If it's THAT Trooper, you can damn well leave it in your pants.

8=======D- - - - *) (*

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:06 am

no no,,. and dammit,. howd I know the fucking COP would be the 1st to respond!

the trooper is um.. well, dammit JJ its my BONG!!

and its normally tucked away far away for very special occasions OKAY!!

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:10 am

but it IS a stormtrooper..