The 2001st topic

[anarky]

Woo hoo!!!

A vynsane.com odyssey!!

This thread can be about what the fuck ever. I just wanted to start the 2001st thread.

Anybody have any thoughts about toys, admonitions that we all smell gay, a rant about having sex with our parents, lists of comics you just bought, or pictures of hot actresses in their panties?

[anarky]

Here's a scary place.

[Diabolical]

[Double_G]

Here's a scary place.

"Everything Wisconsin was meant to be"

[Rollo Tomassi]

Dear lord, there's a Brat Feed every weekend in January!!!



That's gotta play havoc on the colon!

[Ran]

Here's a scary place.

"Everything Wisconsin was meant to be"

Cheese?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

By my reckoning, the recipient of the "gifts" in the '12 Days of Christmas song' by the end of the song has the following inventory.

12 Partridges
12 Pear Trees
12 Drummers
12 Drums
22 Turtle Doves
22 Pipers
22 Pipes(?)
30 French Hens
30 Lords-A-Leaping
36 Calling Birds
36 Ladies Dancing
40 Gold Rings
40 Maids
40 Cows (presumably, unless the Maids were doubling up...)
42 Swans
42 Geese

Which ends up being 140 people, 184 birds, 40 (?) cows, 34 musical instruments, 40 pieces of jewelry, and 12 trees.


What in gods name are you going to do with all that shit? You have to feed the people and the animals, probably hocking the instruments and jewelry to do so, but even then it probably won't suffice, so you go into debt.

That is NOT "True Love" in my book...

[Ran]

What in gods name are you going to do with all that shit? You have to feed the people and the animals, probably hocking the instruments and jewelry to do so, but even then it probably won't suffice, so you go into debt.

That is NOT "True Love" in my book...

Open a grocery store. You have hens, swans, geese, pears, and cows. Those drummers and pipers aren't doing anything since you sold their instruments, hire them as stock boys, clerks, and ranch hands. I'm not sure what you'd do with 1 lord a leaping let alone 30. They sounds kind of gay to me, therefore you pimp them out in San Francisco. Open a strip club for the ladies dancing. Keep one drum and one pipe so the girls have something to dance to.

Then I'd toss the turtle doves and partridges in the back yard and open it to hunters for a small fee.

[Double_G]

And now for something completely different...

[anarky]

One of them is cold.

But only one.

See if you can figure out which.

[Negative Boy]

I just had the strangest experience last night. I was in California for a research junket and we got out of our meeting uncharacteristically early, so the account rep asked if a few of us wanted to go for drinks. We ended up at this bowling alley because I guess a friend of the rep knew some guy who was having a birthday party ( some Hollywood asshole, I don't know who).
So we're there at the bar and this semi attractive women wanders up to me, obviously hammered and starts rubbing on my shoulder and thigh asking me if I'm having a good time. I tell her I am, and then because she's moderately hot, I tell her it's gettng better now that she's there. She giggles and tells me I'm cute. Then she gets really close to me and whispers in my ear, she's really horny. I ask her what we're going to do about that abnd she just smiled at me. Then she gets up and starts walking towards this door in the back. And walking in such a way, that I'm going to pay attention to her ass. So I slam my drink down and get up to follow her.
I folow her through the door and into this small waiting area that looks like a women's room but without stalls or anything. In the room is the chick, and two other women who end up being her sisters! She barely gets done introducing me to them both before she's down on her knees wrestling with my zipper. I'm a little bit taken back by this because her sisters are right in front of us, until I realize they are slowly undoing each other blouses in front of us. The first sister ( who was coming onto me at the bar) rips off the green blouse she was wearing and is rubbing her hand on my junk. "Ooh. Look what I found!" she says. The other two stop fondling each others tits long enough to come over and begin unbuttoning my shirt. The horny sister then pulls my dick out and starts running her tongue along the underside of it. "I haven't had cock in FOREVER!" she moans. The sister with the short hair takes over so the other two can get completely naked. They start sixty nining on the loveseat in the room, which is giving me the biggest hard on ever. I end up stepping out of my trousers which were around my ankles anyway. All four of us are now completely naked.
The short haired sister walks over and dives into the quim of the other one. And her ass is just staring back at me wiggling as she goes down on her sister. So I went over and plunged in into her asshole and gave her the butt fucking of the week. As I'm about to spooge, I pull it out and blow a hefty load all over all three sisters faces. They lap in up hungrily. Then we all got dressed and went back out to the party. Before I left I took their picture and they said if I was ever in town again, call them because their husbands are workaholic pricks who couldn't satisfy a virgin with a sack of dildos.

Anyway here's the picture.

[anarky]

One of them is cold.

But only one.

See if you can figure out which.

[Ran]

[Rollo Tomassi]

Of course it's always the last place you look.

Once you've found it, why the fuck would you keep looking?

[kidhuman]

If a bird shits on you, the next thing that happens is good luck? How the fuck can anything besides death be worse than that? Of course the next thing has to be better unless someone dies