Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A

[anarky]

We gave you a Torture Rack Han and Monkey-Faced Leia. That's all the gruesome figures we're going to make. Ever.

Why are you making such a big deal out of the Force Unleashed subline, and making the main character only available in an Evolutions set? Isn't that a bit counterintuitive?

[Sleazer]

We're not sure what the word counterintuitive means.

What were the main douche bag rating criteria in determining the list of Hasbro fucks who got the "honor" of being Jango repaints?

[jjreason]

We hope to include every douchebag eventually - it was a random draw of numbers to see who got to go first! We know you cunts will buy them all anyhow, so we might even do repaints after our hole staff has been immortalized in plastic.


Dear Hasbro, I'd just like to thank you for releasing about 98% of your product for 2007 right when I was trying to buy Christmas presents for my kids. I hate NOT having my Visa rung up to the maximum, and you really came through for me. Now for my question: can we please have at least a few weeks to try to pay down our debts before the 2008 figures start showing up?

[Ran]

Yes, we guaratnee that the 08 figures won't show up in Canada until December 15th.

How many vehicles and playsets do you have planned for the 25th GI Joe line and how many of them will come with a Snake Eyes or Stormshadow variation?

[Double_G]

Playsets? What the fuck do you think this is, 1986? Playsets! Ha!


Will you get up off your asses and make a Padme Evolutions set?

[Sleazer]

hole staff

QOTD right there !

[anarky]

Why? She didn't evolve. She just died.

Are the rumors of a $150 AT-TE true? How can you justify such a steep price with demand slipping steadily away?

[Ran]

We're including a driver and some of those pre-posed clones from AOTC.

Why does the new Endor R2 have grass stains? He wasn't like that in the movie.

[anarky]

He's part of our new 2008 Exclusive Line: Grass-Stained Versions of Your Favorite Characters! We thought we'd give you a preview with R2-D2, though the truly collectible one will be the figure on the green card at Wizard World 2008 this year. We know you'll want that, and all the fifteen other figures in the series, starting at only $25 each.

Every Jedi who didn't appear flying a starfighter in the movies is apparently getting a starfighter released in his or her skin color. Isn't this a bit racist, if you think about it?

[Double_G]

You think that's racist? Instead of releasing a starfighter for Bultar Swan to pilot, we're releasing a rickshaw!

The grass stain line intrigues me. Any plans for a cum-stained collection?

[anarky]

Confidentially, Eric in accounting jacks off into the paint used on every Clonetrooper, and has been for years. So you already have plenty of cum-stained figures!

Speaking of Bultar, why did you make two so closely together?

[Ran]

Don't question us. We did it because we felt like it. Now run along and buy some Darth Vaders and Legends figures that most certainly aren't pegwarming.


Is this Eric responsible for the yellowing of the POTF2 Commtech Stormtroopers?

[jjreason]

hole staff

QOTD right there !

Errrr... I meant hole shaft.

[Sleazer]

What's the difference ?

[Ran]

What's the difference ?

about 12 inches.